I'ma just leave this here:
The Legalities of Shooting People.
ETA: Okay, I realize that everyone is having a blast smacking Clamps around like a cheap pinata, but I'm going to bow out at this point in time. I have a Sunday deadline I'm desperately trying to hit on a story that's making me crazy
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The hips thing can be explained by simple geometry. When she took a picture of herself, she took it around head level.
The hand I messed up. I was going for bent fingers, aside from her pinkie, and didn't want to obscure the patterns on her shirt too much.
You, however, are popular because you have bondage photography. I'm like Archer regarding that stuff: I'm happier not knowing about it. It doesn't help that very few, if any, people involved with that stuff are actually attractive.
Drow's most popular image is a pregnant elf. And that's the only reason it got 37 favorites.
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Views are the number of individuals who upon seeing the thumbnail, decide to look at the full image (The same person looking more than once only counts once). I believe the popularity ranking sorts first by favorites, and then by views.
But hey, keep making excuses for the unpopularity of your art. I'm sure you can't even consider the idea that it's because it sucks.
BTW, I didn't take the bondage photographs, a friend did. I built the gear in them. I have serious metalworking, leatherworking, and woodworking skills.
Frankly, the vast majority of humanity is ugly. You just internalize most of your ugliness.
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I know what views are! I just want to know why the images aren't actually ordered by the raw number of views.
And frankly, you're wrong about humanity.
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And that icon's not a mosaic.
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And I didn't say "artistic" ability, I said drawing ability. Do try to keep up.
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But even someone like me knows that you are (once again! quelle surprise!) laughably wrong in your definition.
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And, looking at "collages" on google image search, I guess my icon isn't one of those either. The point (which is still aggressively sailing over your head) being, I'm not going to compare what I did with that icon in a photoediting program (no matter how many damn layers it has; I think that one has nine) to something that someone actually drew.
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It doesn't take as much effort to dink around in Photoshop and, for example, add a penguin where a lion used to be, as it does to draw a picture of a guy holding a penguin and looking sad.
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And gluing bits on a piece of paper in a pleasing fashion? Still not as much work as drawing/painting a good picture.
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That's when he's not trolling and trying to get a reaction on shit that no one really cares about.
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