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agentfraser

Um, Harri, babe?

Apr 06, 2009 17:17

I know pregnant people do weird things and decide certain things might be really great when they really aren't, but if you ever want to call our kid something like Petal Blossom Rainbow, I'm cutting my own dick off with a spoon.

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straight2point April 6 2009, 07:23:01 UTC

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agentfraser April 6 2009, 07:25:25 UTC

And then I'll move into my balls. It could get messy. There will be no sex ever again.

straight2point April 6 2009, 07:29:50 UTC

Why the bloody hell would I ever call our child Petal Rainbow Bathtub whatever the fuck it was?

agentfraser April 6 2009, 07:31:45 UTC

Well! Why would you eat strawberries on mashed potato?! I was just saying!

straight2point April 6 2009, 07:40:14 UTC

It tastes good, and I can't help it! But you're in this too, so you can stop me from calling our child something fucked up.

Do you want to come to my next ultrasound?

agentfraser April 6 2009, 08:06:30 UTC

Yeah, of course. When is it?

straight2point April 6 2009, 08:11:45 UTC

Thursday. Do you think they'd know the sex yet?

agentfraser April 6 2009, 08:18:58 UTC

You're only about two months along, aren't you? I don't think they can tell until closer to three or four. Of course, it could always be like Ali's Sunshine and keep mooning the camera every time they tried to see the sex.

straight2point April 6 2009, 08:38:34 UTC

Yes, I think so. I guess I should mark it in my diary. Should we still start thinking about names? Do you want a boy, or girl?

agentfraser April 6 2009, 08:41:45 UTC

I hate to break it to you, babe, but you don't get to choose.

straight2point April 6 2009, 08:42:40 UTC

Thank you for the news flash, love. You don't have a preference?

agentfraser April 6 2009, 08:53:02 UTC

No... no preference at all.

straight2point April 6 2009, 08:59:52 UTC

What about names? Do you think we should start choosing them? Are they going to be a Fraser, or a Ryan, or a Campbell?

agentfraser April 6 2009, 09:02:00 UTC

Uh... um... I have no idea. I haven't give it much thought.

straight2point April 6 2009, 09:05:07 UTC

That's okay... we can leave it until later. But I was kind of thinking depending upon what you did want to raise them as, if it was a boy we could always call him Campbell. It's not that unusual, even if it's a little quirky. Better than Heavenly Rainbow Trout Fish Water.

agentfraser April 6 2009, 09:12:08 UTC

Campbell for a first name? That's... that's not too bad, actually.

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