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[agent_jackson]

Good God.

Jackson here.
I'm currently driving home, keeping my link to the Agency network via my earpiece.

Today I've been monitoring the Humans in one area of the Matrix, and I find a man who believes he is "Peter Pan".

And I Quote:

"I know all this makes me a very silly boy! But If it sounds like a fun thing or even if you'd just like a good

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[agent_phillips]

i just checked out the entire of his fashion page....................................*blink* kill him and i shall reward anyone....greatly *goes off to clean eyes of the sites she's just seen* anyone got a scrubber

[agent_jackson]

::hands Phillips a decompiler.::

Set that to "Visual Cortex.sys", hit "Execute", and you'll be fine in no time at all.

::pauses.::

It might help to also use it on "Short-Term Memory.sys" as well...

[agent_phillips]

::grabs decompiler...sets to Visual Cortex.sys....hits execute::

....aaargh it stings....wait...i'm fine...really i am.....*rubbs eyes* ahh thats better

::thinks now wheres that short term memory setting is this it::

*hits button*

*blinks*

what the hell is going on? *looks around* where am i??? and Whats this *looks in hand* *looks at self* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL AM I WEARING?

*whimper* help me someone...anyone....

[agent_jackson]

::frowns, glancing at the Decompiler's screen.::

Oh shit...she hit "Long-Term Memory.sys"...

::holds her shoulders.::

Calm down...your name is Agent Phillips. You work at our Agency in the City.

::pauses, and watches her reactions...::

[smithsassistant]

:::growls::: I would take great joy in desposing of the human scum for you Agent Jackson. Some humans just deserve do die.

[agent_jackson]

Some humans just deserve do die.

Including ones that make typographical errors?

::smirks.::

You're unofficially free to dispose of him, but if my superiors complain, it's your neck on the line.

[smithsassistant]

Ok.

[agent_johnson_]

That is of the utmost disturbance. Fine. You may shoot him first. But then I will shoot him second...and third, and fourth, and fifth.

[agent_jackson]

::nods.::

I have dibs on Sixth.

[agent_kita]

I'll take 7-13. :D my lucky numbers.

[agent_jackson]

::nods.::

I'll take 14 too. Just to be sure.

::grins.::

[echomirage]

*pats is twin .50's* i got 14-30