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Comments

Hmmmm

[maritas]

*wonders if there are any new upgades*

*Peeks* Whoa yeah.... :)

*runs away*

Re: Hmmmm

[zion_ghost]

That is, of course, your choice. Causality leads us to believe that there are no such things as choices, but simply an unbroken string of events that must necessarily result from the circumstances previous and will result in the string of events that follows. Choice is only a self-delusion because the path we take is the only path we could have taken.

At least, that's what Hume says, and your momma be damned.

As for fruitcakes... Well, I like fruitcakes, and it is almost Christmas. Seeing as we have to have this peace thing, what do you think about a human/machine pollyanna-type-thing? I'm curious to see what a machine would give me for a present.

Re: Hmmmm

[agent_jackson]

Possibly a Sentinel-To-Human Translator(TM) (STHT), so the whirring sound they make while flying around is read correctly as:

"Hi! How's it going! Can I join you for a minute?"

And not as:

"A HUMAN! KILL! NOW!"

Poor Sentinels. Such senseless slaughter when I sent a Sentinel to ask Zionites for a cup of sugar...

Fried.

His mother was so devastated...

Re: Hmmmm

[maritas]

Well fruit cakes are not all bad... Sure they have their nuts but if you let them sit for a while they start to have their own personality... O_O wow - that explains soo much about Neo!!

Re: Hmmmm

[agent_jackson]

::nods.::

Neo, The Anomaly, is one Fruitcake that was left in the blazing sun for three years running, and look what happened!

::grins.::

Re: Hmmmm

[maritas]

Sun? Um, don't know about that... have you seen the colour of skin? He's got that whole casper thing going for him ad he works it...

Re: Hmmmm

[agent_jackson]

::shrugs.::

This is a simulated reality...I reckon it took a code for Fruitcake and made it sentient, and named it "Thomas A. Anderson".

Re: Hmmmm

[berry_bunny]

I'm not much of a fruitcake fan, looks like a brick to me and those fruits why green cherries? Why? *looks at a fruitcake one that isn't Neo*

Re: Hmmmm

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

... how did i miss this thread? asshole