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[agent_anderson]

Should I be worried?

Say, mist3r_4nd3rs0n, is that your Mervikins?

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[agent_harris]

*shudder*

The Frenchman naked is such an unpleasant thought.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

well, hes uhm, smith

he has this unhealthy obsession with us

seriously, he needs to take up sewing or some crap

have yoo seen his poetry?

[agent_anderson]

No, I haven't, and to be honest I'm quite scared by the thought of Smith writing poetry. Please don't tell me he's gone all teenage-pseudo-goth on us?

Though really, Smith doing needlepoint is probably scarier. Unless he's cross-stitching scenes of horrible carnage instead of flowers and verses from the Bible.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

he's a bouncer at a goth club

never saw that coming

[agent_anderson]

Whoa, me either. I always kinda thought he'd make a good truck driver - just put him in a flannel shirt and... but I digress.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

no its not! :D

[agent_harris]

Yes it is.

I prefer my men a little less arrogant and egotistical.

And I've aready been warned about his gateaux chocolat de l'amour... A 'real' programme wouldn't need to stoop so low to get a blow job girl...

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

well, hes different now

[agent_harris]

How so? Except for the fact that you are lovers...

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

no random bjs anymore

[agent_harris]

I see.

There's a relief, then.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

blondes are boring, he says

[agent_harris]

and Frenchmen aren't, contrary to popular belief, good lovers.

Although their soupe d'oignon is superb.

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

well, merv is

[agent_harris]

You can keep him then :-P

I'd much rather make out with Persephone or the Woman in a Red Dress..

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

...another ghey woman