Voicemail

[age_of_the_geek]

"Hey, y'all. This is Hardison, I'm not here right now, you know what to do. And man, Eliot, read your damn email. That answers whatever questions you're calling me with right now. If it's you, Nana, sorry for cussing."

Beep

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[regretiz4suckas]

[ from here!]

"Babe, if you're inviting me to a threesome, I have to invite you to a foursome. My boyfriend has watching rights too, it's just how it works.

And if you really think we're physically incompatible, I have to introduce you to Bo.

I'll be by to drop off a prezzie this week!"

[age_of_the_geek]

[To here, here, and here]

[myownface]

[From here!]

"Wait, if the angels have the phone box, who has the DeLorean?"

He could be calling Kenzi back. He could be dialing random numbers. Sparkle didn't even care anymore. He was getting his nerd on.

[age_of_the_geek]

[To here, here, and here!]

[furnaceface]

[From here!]

Jono probably didn't want to know what had Bob so enthusiastic. But not knowing wasn't going to stop him from calling back and saying, dryly, "Tomorrow night. The library. With Colonel Mustard and a candlestick."

C'mon, Bob. Honestly.

[age_of_the_geek]

[Belated reply here!]

[suitablyheroic]

[[ from here ]]

"You talk to all your elders with that mouth?" Atton complained. He was aware this probably wouldn't reach the kid; he just liked to complain. "Stop hitting on Kenobi, he's repressing enough without your help."

Click.

[age_of_the_geek]

[To Jono because I am the worst.]

[heroic_jawline]

[OOC: From here!]

"I think my pants and myself will be skipping your ship tonight, ma'am. Um, sorry for the disappointment?"

[age_of_the_geek]

[To here]