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Prom weekend was fucking incredible.
Pictures to come.

There are a million things climbing up my throat right now.
No matter how much sleep I get I am still fucking tired.

Radiohead is tomorrow!!!

Love,
the girl that loves Radiohead.

Prom weekend was abso-fucking-lutely amazing.

Shit. I forgot what else I was going to say.
Oh yes. Radiohead in 3 days!!

I love Nanny-poodle.

"Father, I blame myself for being a man"

"I forgive you, my son".

Tell me about your life.

Where did you get it? Was it on sale?
Does it only contain half the calories?
Is it able to fit in your pocket?
Can it store phone numbers, take pictures, send text messages?
Access people halfway across the world?
Does it smell like Gucci?
Does it give a shit?

Was it worth it?

I am moving in three weeks and will probobly never again see the majority of you.

THERE IS A ROCK MAKING ITS WAY THROUGH MY COLON

Lately I have been feeling quite mellow.

To tell you the truth I really have nothing to be upset about, and neither do you.

I really enjoy smoking downtown in the muggy weather with Maximus.♥

Today is Nanny-poodle (bestfriend) 's pop-out-of-your-mother's-vagina-anniversary day.
18 is a big number m'lady. Big numbers for big boobies.

I went camping/white water rafting with Mirza this weekend.

Good fucking times:

Tent drinking!

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