What? I'm just trying to help.

[agatha_mandrake]

If you come into my store asking for something that we don't carry, I will do my best to tell you where you might find said item. So if you come in looking for, oh, say, liquid latex, I will tell you where to find liquid latex. You don't have to look at me like I'm some sort of pervert. After all, I'm not the dumbass teacher who assigned a

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There are a fair number of "those" stores in town. I guess the loggers get lonely.

[agatha_mandrake]

It's an easy question to answer. Hence the pearl-clutching.