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[againstcorey]

Saw Matt Holliday at my Whole Foods yesterday. He looked uncomfortable so I patted him on the ass as I walked by.

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[smashbot]

Did you ask him why he played like such a limp dick in the World Series?

[againstcorey]

I did in fact. Then he said, "I'll show you a limp dick" and took me out back. Oh how I wish it was limp, Ryan...how I wish it was limp...