"Did you hear me Arthur? It's your fault for putting me in this state!"
Arthur wisely held back retort as his wife, who complained she resembled a nesting doll of the mountains with her added weight, kept ranting.
Actually, for Arthur, that weight was the beauty of a woman with child.
And so now he focused upon an idea, only half listening to her.
Sexual interaction, usually saucy discussion, suddenly sounded like a punishable crime.
The idea would benefit them both. Time to carry it out.
***
"Still thinking to put me in the stocks for having a man's parts?"
Far from ranting now, Gwen ushered in her husband, smiling as he sat on the edge of her gloriously filled hot soothing tub.
Sliding her hand down his stomach, and then further below, she stroked with a languid smile. "Why would I ever think that?"
Leaning in to kiss her, Arthur accidentally lost his balance, getting Gwen to giggle in delight. She grabbed him by the collar of his tunic as he gasped in shock
( ... )
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"Did you hear me Arthur? It's your fault for putting me in this state!"
Arthur wisely held back retort as his wife, who complained she resembled a nesting doll of the mountains with her added weight, kept ranting.
Actually, for Arthur, that weight was the beauty of a woman with child.
And so now he focused upon an idea, only half listening to her.
Sexual interaction, usually saucy discussion, suddenly sounded like a punishable crime.
The idea would benefit them both. Time to carry it out.
***
"Still thinking to put me in the stocks for having a man's parts?"
Far from ranting now, Gwen ushered in her husband, smiling as he sat on the edge of her gloriously filled hot soothing tub.
Sliding her hand down his stomach, and then further below, she stroked with a languid smile. "Why would I ever think that?"
Leaning in to kiss her, Arthur accidentally lost his balance, getting Gwen to giggle in delight. She grabbed him by the collar of his tunic as he gasped in shock ( ... )
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