X is better at being earlier in the alphabet. Making an X is more efficient (two pen strokes) than a Y (three strokes). X usually starts cooler words, like xylophone. Who would like a Yak over a xylophone? You can X out something. You can't Y out something (though y is a question).
Although personally I only use two penstrokes for a Y as well >.>'
I really like this idea now, hah. I'm trying to think up more reasons that I can develop more. I can't think of how I could make a whole paragraph on for example x starting cooler words, unless it went something like:
'X' also starts cooler words, like xylophone. Who would like a Yak over a xylophone? A yard more than an xray? A yawn over X-mas? The YMCA over xenophobia? 'Yes, Dear', more than the X Files?
That's about the same as the stuff I've learnt in Mythology so far! Six classes and two pages of notes total? Whut? Your awesome poem skills make me want to try this with that class.
Also, I'm reading a book that has Hobbes as a character right now. Fun stuff.
Five Things Bus Drivers do Better than [More Reputable Job Here]? Might be tough. I swear it's like bus drivers can't even drive anymore.
Tea/coffee? News anchors? Wendy's? Spoons and ladles? I should stop rattling off random items on desk?
Five things Picard does better than Kirk Five things trees do better than grass Five things water does better than mud Five things desks do better than homes Five things leaves do better than crayons Five things diapers do better than George Bush Five things ants do better than giraffes Five things oranges do better than shirts Five things nail polish does better than eyeshadow
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Um, I mean besides make for a better chromosomal pair.
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If I was creative actually, "5 Things X Does Better Than Y" might come out to be an interesting essay. Hmmmm. I'm gonna think about that one.
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X is better at being earlier in the alphabet.
Making an X is more efficient (two pen strokes) than a Y (three strokes).
X usually starts cooler words, like xylophone. Who would like a Yak over a xylophone?
You can X out something. You can't Y out something (though y is a question).
I'm sure this isn't helping, but I'm amused.
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Although personally I only use two penstrokes for a Y as well >.>'
I really like this idea now, hah. I'm trying to think up more reasons that I can develop more. I can't think of how I could make a whole paragraph on for example x starting cooler words, unless it went something like:
'X' also starts cooler words, like xylophone. Who would like a Yak over a xylophone? A yard more than an xray? A yawn over X-mas? The YMCA over xenophobia? 'Yes, Dear', more than the X Files?
And on, and on. For a paragraph.
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Also, I'm reading a book that has Hobbes as a character right now. Fun stuff.
Five Things Bus Drivers do Better than [More Reputable Job Here]?
Might be tough. I swear it's like bus drivers can't even drive anymore.
Tea/coffee? News anchors? Wendy's? Spoons and ladles? I should stop rattling off random items on desk?
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This is just what we talked about in Govt today, thought I'd throw it in there...
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Five things trees do better than grass
Five things water does better than mud
Five things desks do better than homes
Five things leaves do better than crayons
Five things diapers do better than George Bush
Five things ants do better than giraffes
Five things oranges do better than shirts
Five things nail polish does better than eyeshadow
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shall I keep going?
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