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[affleck]

John tells me yesterday afternoon that the shooting schedule has been changed and I won't be needed again until next week. The Sox were playing the Angels this weekend. Coincidence? I think not. We made up for yesterday's loss and I got to watch it live and in person. I like to think that my being at the game had something to do with that. Well,

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[drew_barrymore]

The world would just end if you had to sleep on something that smelled like a girl. Why stop at changing the sheets, maybe all new linens would be better or maybe a new bed pad, better yet... a new mattress.

I think I'm just picking on you because you're there. I haven't seen you or your chin in a while, that's sad.

[affleck]

I still love that icon.

I think changing the sheets will suffice for tonight because I'm just too tired to put forth more effort than that. Though, tomorrow, a good deep cleaning might be in order. That shit sinks in, you know.

I won't object. Where are you?

[drew_barrymore]

That's why I used it.

Eww girly smell sinking into the padding and coils and springs of your mattress. I'll bet it's even in the curtains and I hope to god you don't have carpet on the floor.

I'm in LA, at home.

[affleck]

Never delete it.

You're making me paranoid. Stop it!

Let's do something this week.

[_morrissey_]

Ew. Girl germs.

[j_law]

Your tongue is....

Hahahah.

[_morrissey_]

Are you laughing at my tongue, sir?

[affleck]

Exactly. And they're Marisa germs, which is even worse.

[j_law]

When is our honeymoon?!

[affleck]

Whenever you want!

[j_law]

Right now!

[affleck]

Okay!

::honeymoon::

[g_gershon]

What the fuck? You married Jude? I don't remember agreeing to numerous spouses. Although, as long as you married him with your real name, I'm ok with it.

The second order of business is to take your wife out to dinner. Bring along that freeloading bitch too, because she's not answering the phone lately.

[marisa_coughlan]

I have a phone?

By the way, I absolutely fucking hate your husband.

[affleck]

We have three seperate lines in the house.

No, you love me. You're just bitter that you can't sprawl out in the big bed anymore.

[g_gershon]

I know for a fact you do. I remember the phone (cord) well.

Yeah, me too.