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[afarawaystar]

PS: i bumped a cookie sheet into my stomach and burned myself. real bad. it looks like i was in the beginning stages of branding myself. now my career as a bikini model is ruined thanks to the big fat scar i'll probably have. cause otherwise, my stomach is totally perfect for bikini modeling. right guys? ... guys

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[mermaid21]

im so g-d fat i cant even take it sometimes. can we go get our jaws wired shut?