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Dec 31, 2011 02:34

FOR SALE
one (1) crow

all offers considered. delivery free.
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[ the attachment's tilted to show only empty floor-for all of five seconds. there's a squawk in the unseen background, then, and in a blur, the camera's presented with two hands full of cranky-looking bird. ]

Gotch--damn it!


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all crows are bastards, need this like a blow to the head, being the errand boy is suffering, in before sharkling sarcasm

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video dignity_misery December 31 2011, 19:10:05 UTC
That thing's kind of cute.

[...now that it's bitten somebody.]

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dignity_misery January 4 2012, 06:49:38 UTC
Uninspiring, anyway.

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aettir January 4 2012, 06:58:08 UTC
... eh, they'll find something else to eat. Maybe a curse'll make it rain grilled meat sometime.

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dignity_misery January 5 2012, 01:35:36 UTC
Wow. That sounds rancid.

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