[text from some hotel]surpassApril 22 2011, 17:08:24 UTC
You are a returning student?
Do be careful. These chicks can cause your body to turn to stone. The fingers on one of my hands are immobile. (Typing with one hand is rather time-consuming.)
Do not let it break skin, or you, too, will become a victim.
Re: [texting your face]surpassApril 22 2011, 17:42:39 UTC
Yes. I am not on-campus at this time. I've evacuated to remain safe amidst this... peculiar chick invasion.
If you are to avoid these chicks, anywhere off of campus is a safe area to remain at this time. I am in the... Pictochat Inn, I believe. I have a room. You are free to share it with me if you are not against Pokemon. Ask for N's room if you are to take up that offer.
Re: [texting your face]aestheticemblemApril 22 2011, 17:44:57 UTC
Anywhere off campus...
I see. I think I may stay around for just a little to ensure no one else needs help. I am covered well enough that the birds should not affect me so terribly.
Your offer is appreciated. If no one is need of my aid, then I believe I will take you up on it.
[. . . And he is rendered speechless if but a moment.]
I only just got here... Why are you insisting I return a week from now?
[He is, however, now going to swat the bird away gently. Demonic bird or not, Marth has no intention to hurt other sentient beings unless in a defensive maneuver.]
Because maybe things won't be layered in bird crap and the bird might not be trying to get at your tender organs.
[Yes, Marth, that adorable chicken wants your organs. She would attempt to be more helpful and friendly but she has a giant bird monster trying to be a vacuum cleaner right now.]
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Do be careful. These chicks can cause your body to turn to stone. The fingers on one of my hands are immobile. (Typing with one hand is rather time-consuming.)
Do not let it break skin, or you, too, will become a victim.
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I will have to be most careful then. Has anyone located a place where we are free from the torment of these creatures?
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If you are to avoid these chicks, anywhere off of campus is a safe area to remain at this time. I am in the... Pictochat Inn, I believe. I have a room. You are free to share it with me if you are not against Pokemon. Ask for N's room if you are to take up that offer.
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I see.
I think I may stay around for just a little to ensure no one else needs help. I am covered well enough that the birds should not affect me so terribly.
Your offer is appreciated. If no one is need of my aid, then I believe I will take you up on it.
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Chuck the bird and come back in a week.
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And he is rendered speechless if but a moment.]
I only just got here... Why are you insisting I return a week from now?
[He is, however, now going to swat the bird away gently. Demonic bird or not, Marth has no intention to hurt other sentient beings unless in a defensive maneuver.]
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[Yes, Marth, that adorable chicken wants your organs. She would attempt to be more helpful and friendly but she has a giant bird monster trying to be a vacuum cleaner right now.]
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. . . . . .
[Did she just say bird crap? It's going to take some time before Marth is accustomed to their free ways of speech over here again.
But it'll take even more time before he's accustomed to seeing Midna again. And he can't resist asking...]
Are you safe?
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Um, I'm Nephenee, by the way! If ya need help, lemme know!
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And you may call me Marth.
[Everyone else does, after all.]
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I will be most glad to lend a hand wherever is needed. Do what you can to keep yourself safe and leave the manual labour to me.
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I'll do what I can. Thanks, Marth, I appreciate it. But I like to pull my own weight if I can!
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I trust you can hold your own. It seems just about everyone I know can.
[Silly stubborn women.]
In that case, let us both do our very best and drive out these pigeon foul!
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I'm doing my part to thin the herd.
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Let me know if I can be of any help.
[All of these powerful women... Aaah...]
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Hopefully on better terms.
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