Awwww hell yeah. I think this is something I can actually get behind. In spirit, at any rate, since the whole 'shitting dick nipples' thing still isn't my cup of tea and I have no idea where to find a Guy Fawkes mask ( Read more... )

Well, I was going to go on about how Cloverfield is actually a really great movie, but then I watched the trailer for Teeth.That's a wrap, people. We can all go home now. There will never be a better movie made ever - not in a million years. We can all kill ourselves now and just leave copies of Teeth buried all over the planet for aliens to find ( Read more... )

So tired. So hungry. I keep trying to call people but all my contacts are out of date or something, and my efforts at reconstructing it via my received calls list have only met with a string of increasingly embarrassing wrong numbers. Which is of course patently ridiculous because who the hell are these people and why don't I remember talking to ( Read more... )

Is it just me, or did Saw and Hostel just completely ruin the genre? Seems like more and more 'horror' movies coming out are just 90 minutes of torture punctuated with the occasional jump scare. I didn't even hate Saw all that much (although Eli Roth can go eat a bowl of lightly steamed dicks served with wine sauce and a small salad), but then I ( Read more... )

Happy Festivus, everyone.

Hooooooly shit, early Angra sounds like Rush.

This changes everything.

Uh-huh.

All of a sudden I'm reminded of the 'cure' hubbub from the third X-Men movie, but with mobs of fatbeard Wikipedia admins.

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This song is beautiful.

"... and then there's the girls who say no, but mean yes."
"My favorite!"

what