The Mystery We Are - condensed version: part 2
Siannon: I want you to meet some people
Methos: Why?
Siannon: They’re cute
Methos: OK.
Jack: I’m Captain Jack Harkness and I’m immortal.
Methos: Not like me, you aren’t.
Ianto: I’m an ex-Watcher.
Methos: So am I.
Jack: I know the Doctor.
Methos: So do I.
Jack: I’ve been in the TARDIS.
Methos: So have I.
Siannon: I can’t read this.
Methos: I can, I wrote it.
Siannon: I’m going home.
Methos: I’m going to stalk Captain Jack.
Jack: I have no life outside Torchwood.
Methos: We’re going out.
Jack: I am a cheap date.
Methos: Good, more beer for me!
Jack: What’s it like to live for ever?
Methos: No idea, I’m only 5000.
Siannon: Let’s go wave our swords around.
Methos: OK, I’m avoiding Jack anyway.
Siannon: I like dinosaurs, but weevils are scary.
Jack: You’re strange.
Methos: We’re going out.
Jack: I’m still a cheap date.
Methos: Want to come back to my place?
Jack: OK.
Methos: Kiss me you fool.
Jack: I will shove weird glowy stuff down your throat when I kiss you.
Methos: OK. I’ll just electrocute you.
Jack: Wow!
Methos: You think that was wow, wait for the next bit!
Jack: I shagged the Doctor.
Methos: So did I.
Jack: And you didn’t let me watch? I’m going to get my own back.
Methos: Wow!
Siannon: I want details!
Methos: Bugger off. I want a threesome.
Siannon: Bugger off, ask Ianto. Let’s wave our swords around a bit more.
Jack: Ooh sexy.
Methos: I’ll give you sexy.
Jack: Yes please.
Methos: I’m sad. I have to leave.
Siannon: Cheer yourself up and go shag Jack.
Methos: Good idea.
Jack: Very good idea.
Methos: Very, very good idea.
Jack: I’m dead.
Methos: No, I’m dead.
Jack: Good Fun though.
Methos: Bye!
Jack: I’m sad.
Methos: I’ll be back!
Methos: Why?
Siannon: They’re cute
Methos: OK.
Jack: I’m Captain Jack Harkness and I’m immortal.
Methos: Not like me, you aren’t.
Ianto: I’m an ex-Watcher.
Methos: So am I.
Jack: I know the Doctor.
Methos: So do I.
Jack: I’ve been in the TARDIS.
Methos: So have I.
Siannon: I can’t read this.
Methos: I can, I wrote it.
Siannon: I’m going home.
Methos: I’m going to stalk Captain Jack.
Jack: I have no life outside Torchwood.
Methos: We’re going out.
Jack: I am a cheap date.
Methos: Good, more beer for me!
Jack: What’s it like to live for ever?
Methos: No idea, I’m only 5000.
Siannon: Let’s go wave our swords around.
Methos: OK, I’m avoiding Jack anyway.
Siannon: I like dinosaurs, but weevils are scary.
Jack: You’re strange.
Methos: We’re going out.
Jack: I’m still a cheap date.
Methos: Want to come back to my place?
Jack: OK.
Methos: Kiss me you fool.
Jack: I will shove weird glowy stuff down your throat when I kiss you.
Methos: OK. I’ll just electrocute you.
Jack: Wow!
Methos: You think that was wow, wait for the next bit!
Jack: I shagged the Doctor.
Methos: So did I.
Jack: And you didn’t let me watch? I’m going to get my own back.
Methos: Wow!
Siannon: I want details!
Methos: Bugger off. I want a threesome.
Siannon: Bugger off, ask Ianto. Let’s wave our swords around a bit more.
Jack: Ooh sexy.
Methos: I’ll give you sexy.
Jack: Yes please.
Methos: I’m sad. I have to leave.
Siannon: Cheer yourself up and go shag Jack.
Methos: Good idea.
Jack: Very good idea.
Methos: Very, very good idea.
Jack: I’m dead.
Methos: No, I’m dead.
Jack: Good Fun though.
Methos: Bye!
Jack: I’m sad.
Methos: I’ll be back!