I'm not going to kiss it and make it better. [closed]

[getwithaprince]

Who: Edge and Sun Ce
When: ohell sometime
What: Someone's gonna be lectured about being dumb
Warnings: None

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[thelilconqueror]

The Little Conqueror had not run away with his tail between his legs! Tiger didn't even do that! He had simply been hurt a damn well good bit by all those damn knives. Hence why it was taking him so long to answer the annoying door. Grumbling, he winced as he practically tip-toed over.

"I am!" he half-growled, half-yelled as he swung the door open before the sneaky ninja could get his nasty claws into the tiger's door. "What'da ya want?" he huffed with a sour look that was slightly ruined by the fact that it was Edge and Ce couldn't be mad at him.

He was swathed almost from head to toe with makeshift, and poorly placed, bandages. His face mostly had butterfly bandaids on it but was pretty clear for the most part, thankfully.

*ended up stuck in traffic for 3 1/2 hours last night.

[getwithaprince]

“You look like some kind of mummy or something.” Edge pointed out with a smile. “Didn’t they ever teach you basic first aid in Chinese Emperor school?” Of course, Edge didn’t know if they had a school for that, but even he had to learn how to patch people up when he was growing up.

It was rather hard not to poke at one of the bandages, but he managed to keep himself from doing it and laughing. “You know, if you needed someone to bandage you up, you could have gone to the doctor. Hell, I could have even got Rosa to come help you out with the white magic mumbo jumbo.”

Ouch. Was wondering what happened to you...

[thelilconqueror]

Sun Ce just twisted his lips into a frowny pout as Edge pointed this out to him. He wasn't quite sure what was meant by a "mummy" but it was obviously a jibe at his poor first aid techniques. It wasn't so much that he was bad at first aid as that he hated having to preform it on himself.

"I don't like doctors," he replied snappishly and at mention of the word "magic" he visibly stiffened from head to toe. Sorry Edge, but he hated the word itself much less the act of it. It made him queasy and--upset. Uncontrollably, inexplicitly upset.

[getwithaprince]

“Don’t make that face at me. You trust me right? Riiight?” Because, if Sun Ce hated magic so much, he really shouldn’t go out when Edge uses his Ninjutsu. Oh well, if he didn’t’ want to quick easy heal, Edge could respect that. “It’s okay though. Battle wounds and all. At least, let someone bandage you up so you don’t look like you went rolling through them.”

Seriously, Sun Ce really did look like he dove into a pool of bandages. It was a shame too. Tapping his finger against his chin, he thought for a moment on who could bandage up the Little Emperor. Honestly, he wasn’t very good at it, himself. “Well, what if we get someone who’s not a doctor?”