Kids say the darndest things

[aeditimi]

Actual conversation on the way to daycare this morning

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[wolfwoman]

kids do say the darndest things, and often in the car.
So imagine, if they're still talking to us, what they'll be saying as teenagers...

[aeditimi]

I have the feeling that a sentence beginning "Papa is a..." ends rather differently on the lips of a 16 year old!

[tryslora]

*DIES* Oh that is BRILLIANT.

My eldest used to quote the relationships from Buffy and sing the musical on the way to daycare when she was 4. I'm bummed she doesn't remember it now. *sighs*

[aeditimi]

Clearly she needs to watch the musical again!

[pegkerr]

*cracks up* Your job as a parent is to try to convince her to use her powers for good.

[aeditimi]

Sometimes that seems like the equivalent of saying, "Your job as a parent is to convince water to flow uphill..."

As I hvaen't abandoned her in a Muggle orphanage, she may already be a step ahead of Voldie. I hope.

[ext_66785]

Remember that conversation Ru and I had when she was a year old, about what good birth control she is? I take it all back. If *that's* what kids can come out with, I totally want one.

[sarahfim]

are you kidding?? did you miss the part where the kid thinks she's voldemort, loves the wicked witch of the west, and plays with her own poo?

i'm totally going for a chocolate lab.

*wanders off singing "voldemort, voldemort, ooooh, voldey voldemort..."

[aeditimi]

but she thinks that harry and hermione are married. She's a smart evil child!

And I wonder who she assigns the role of dumbledore?

[2ndavemusic]

*waves hand furiously*

Ooh! Ooh! Call on me! Call on me!

Oh, wait. I'm not *that* old and grey... or magical... or gay, come to think of it.

*slouches*