Mr. Jason Clifford Staso, I have a "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" poster for you.

Ben and I are writing a horror movie. He has connections through which it should be sold easily. Hooray for us.
Also, as long as my background checks out and I'm not clinically insane, I will be attending the police academy starting in August. I hope it's just like the movies. Steve Guttenberg is my favorite.

Did any of you borrow "Snatch" or "The Bourne Identity" from me? I cannot find them.

"Revenge of the Sith" came out last night. I had to work, which I thought would suck, but the 700 or so Star Wars fans we let in all at the same time were well behaved. Also, I got to watch it at 6PM yesterday and it was awesome.

My girlfriend type person is insane.

Oh, and I got the lead in "Death Takes a Holiday."

Oh, and my brother and I are going to be funny someday... on stage.

I auditioned for the next play at the Civic Theatre, but did not get a part. The director said I read well, but that it was a matter of tone. Oh well.

"That's the third time she's tried jumping on my wooden leg."
-Dr. Staso

I don´t have TB!!! Hooray!!!

Last year, I acted in a perverted short film in L.A. Last night, the man who played my father in the film called me with some news. I'll summarize. "Josh, I have a scene we did together on my reel and my new managers saw it. They immediately asked who you were and if you had representation." I called the agency today. They're called Stage 9, and ( Read more... )

I am currently searching for a new job in or around Santa Maria. If anyone knows of anything, please let me know. Thanks.