[Open] There's a Milkman, waiting in the sky

[mytechendsworld]

Characters: Babby!Kakashi (turn_a_blindeye), Babby!Topher (mytechendsworld) and Open to anyone who wants to talk to a brat on a cow.
When: Slightly backdated to May 27th, anytime all day
Where: Everywhere
Rating: G
Summary: Children riding on cows. ...A Yup. That's about it.

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Morning sometime, before Kakashi ages back

[turn_a_blindeye]

It was one of the stranger things Kakashi had seen in his 3 years of life and 5 days as a three-year-old resident of Adstringendum (Had you asked adult Kakashi who had over a year and a half of Adstringendum weirdness under his belt if this was odd, he wouldn't even have shrugged). Kakashi was all too thrilled to wiggle his way out into the street outside Maes' house and oo and awe at the pink cow. It had to be a jutsu. ...Did it give pink milk, too?

Eyes as big as saucers, Kakashi watched from the curb as the cow, with Topher on its back, was paraded through the streets like a parade float. It was like something from a book!

"You let me ride now? Not sticky!" He held up his hands, arms extended as far as they would go, in an effort to get Topher's attention. The older kid was mean last time and wouldn't promise a ride, but...maybe he had warmed to the idea. Maybe. Kakashi promised to behave and let himself be held. "Please?"

stupid kakashi

[mytechendsworld]

Topher decided to take a route he was already familiar with, which was the way to Maes house. He'd already been there once on foot to get clothes for himself and Bennett so it was easy to guide Pinky there. The ride was slow but enjoyable--and mostly Christopher just liked the strange stares of people that jumped to see a cow walk through their yards.

What he didn't like was the squeals coming from a tiny toddler standing just outside of Maes house, begging for a ride. Naw no! Not this kid again. He slowed the cow to a stop just so Pinky wouldn't accidentally step on the darn kid (even Bennett would be angry at him for that one) and he scowled at the baby like a child king on his throne.

"Not you again! No way! What if you fall off! Bennett would kill me! Why are you even out here by yourself?!"

stupid bratty christopher

[turn_a_blindeye]

"Yes, me again! Want a ride! I not gonna fall off." Foot stomp. "You hold me so Benen dudn't kill you." As to how he got out by himself, Kakashi smiled, looking pleased with himself. "Ninjas're good at escape!" Though Maes might have seen him...and opened a door or two to facilitate that escape, and told him to wait until Maes had a camera handy, Kakashi had still escaped like a proper ninja.

More insistent holding up of his small arms as he moved closer to the cow and the mean nasty boy who was lording over her. Kakashi could touch Pinky now, and she was actually kind of soft. She was very pretty...though not as pretty as a doggie. But, momentary diversion aside, he frowned up at Topher.

"Up up!"

Ickle toddler

[mytechendsworld]

Geez what kind of kid had silver hair anyways?! Christopher stared at it for a moment before shaking his head. "This is my cow and I don't have to share her with babies!" He stuck his tongue for extra measure. "For the last time you're not a ninja! You're a little kid!"

Hey! No touchy his cow! "NO!"

[saintedsinner]

It was morning and he was out wandering around the city. In no way, shape or form was he on a self proposed 'watch.' Nope. No way he was going to admit he was patrolling the area. It was bad enough that Mustang wanted his support, and he would do it begrudgingly, but that was it. He wasn't going to go fall all over himself like Havoc did and play lap dog to him.

And then there was a sight that stopped him dead in his tracks. A kid. On a cow. A pink cow. The kid on a pink cow leading it by a carrot. Oh, that wasn't something he could pass up and ignore now.

"What the hell are you doing?"

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[mytechendsworld]

Pinky was a very sweet...but very dumb cow. Either that or she was secretly a genius and simply indulging Topher--it could go both ways really because sometimes that cow was the most mature creature living in Juke's Lab. In any case, she was currently trying her best to eat that carrot and Christopher was having fun dangling it just out of her reach.

Well he was until some short blond guy called him out.

"What does it look like I'm doing?!" Topher straightened up and gave Ed an annoyed glare. "I'm taking my cow for a walk!"

Duh.

!! <3

[saintedsinner]

Edward laughed. He didn't have to lead his cow around with a carrot! "Looks like you're teasing her!" Then again, having Ed as the tease for Marge was another story. "She looks hungry you know. Why don't you give her a break and give her the carrot?"

He turned and headed over to the cow, still grinning from ear to ear. "You don't have a proper halter for her? What about a run-in?"

:)

[mytechendsworld]

Well to be fair, Topher never owned a pet till he got to Ad and owning a cow is a HIGH learning curve. Plus this was chibi Topher, who worked on 'saw it on tv, gotta try it' logic.

"No I'm not!" Ok maybe he was, a little. "...She could be hungry I guess." He gave Pinky a pat on the head. "She's been a good cow." Especially since she'd been patiently carrying children on her back for most of the morning. He looked to Ed for reassurance before he lowered the carrot to a level where Pinky could actually bite the carrot.

This older...kid? He looked like a kid still. Seemed nice enough. Maybe he knew him? Well ...older him. It was all very confusing.

"All I could find was a belt. But my room was kinda messy." His Nanny would NEVER let his room get that messy back home. His adult self was a slob, geez. He just knew adulthood sucked.

"Hey are you a real kid or an adult kid?"