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[adorolasfresas]

To: Wheaton Students

From: Chuck Furgal, Director of Public Safety

Subject:

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[insert_noun]

That's... really strange. Creepy, too.

[seducea_strnger]

when i first read this, i assumed it was you hahaha not noticing it was about 3 men.

[aprilfooler401]

i also assumed that, and still do, and think with a fake mustache you would be quite convincing