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2nd Quest ♔ [ Audio ]

Oct 15, 2011 20:42

[Before Alistair opens his journal, a loud yelp of surprise (that manages to sound equally incredulous) emanates from room 3138. Anyone within the vicinity has a gooood chance of hearing it.

[But before he can get any angry neighbors banging on his door, Alistair throws open his journal and addresses it.]

Ha haaaa! Veeeeeery funny, Zevran. I know ( Read more... )

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[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 03:49:32 UTC

[sdfhjdskf who knew the king of Fereldan was capable of so much shrieking.]

[He was having a nice nap, too. Now. There's only one thing to do.]

Oh, it is. Even the brightest minds can't seem to discern what it means.

[... be a bitch.]

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 05:24:23 UTC

Loghain... I know that name. He was the one who did it, wasn't he? Betrayed the Wardens?

[Among other things. Being so intimately familiar with anger as he is, that tone is impossible to miss.]

Name one. Just one.

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 05:31:33 UTC

Yes, he was. And then he drew Ferelden into civil war.

[His anger knows no bounds, with that man. No bounds at all.]

Didn't I just name socks? They're a very serious issue with some people.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 05:38:46 UTC

I see why you dislike him.

[To say the least.]

Besides the socks.

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 05:41:49 UTC

Bit of an understatement, but yes: I dislike him. Severely.

[Severely enough to want to sever his head ohohoho~]

Socks aside? Pants. Pants are another touchy issue. Even more touchy than socks. And more widespread.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 05:45:15 UTC

I can relate.

[To the point of wanting to kill every last templar in existence, but still!]

You're never going to actually tell me, are you.

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 05:48:09 UTC

How nice to know we have something in common.

[Ahaha ... how little he knows.]

Tell you what? I've given you two stunning examples already!

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 05:58:59 UTC

Yes. Isn't it great? Maybe next we can have tea.

[Anders, be nice.]

I would hardly send an assassin after a clothing thief.

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 05:59:49 UTC

I do enjoy tea.

[BRUSHING IT OFF.]

Are you sure? What if it was your very favorite piece of clothing?

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 06:01:45 UTC

Lovely. Perhaps you and the knight-commander can share some.

[He snorts.]

No one would dare steal a mage's clothing.

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 06:11:03 UTC

I think he's a bit busy helping the Circle rebuild, at the moment. Maybe he'll give me a rain check. Or maybe even the time of day.

[His oh-so-subtle way of saying, 'we weren't exactly close'.]

I wouldn't be too sure of that. One of my companions has already done so. Quite shamelessly, too.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 06:22:57 UTC

Oh, yes. Because a templar truly has the best interest of the mages at heart.

[His not-so-subtle way of saying, "That was stupid".]

Hired an assassin, or stolen clothing?

[audio] adorabastard October 16 2011, 06:50:24 UTC

There could be a worse kind of templar in charge. One that despises mages as much as the Chantry would like. It's fortunate that Greagoir isn't one of those.

[Those kinds give everyone a bad name.]

He stole clothing. Ran around with it, too. He was completely unafraid of any consequences.

[audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 07:02:00 UTC

There are no such thing as a better sort of templar. And no mage, no Circle is ever fortunate to be under their rule.

You have no idea the kinds of atrocities mages face every day. When your precious Knight Commander isn't looking, I can guarantee you there are going to be templars harassing the mages, bullying them. Abusing them. You were trained as one of them. You've never been on the other side.

Until you have, you cannot sit there and tell me that prison of a tower is even remotely fortunate to be under anyone's leadership.

[Oh wow he's picking up momentum here.]

The only reason any mage would turn to blood magic, or consort with demons, is because of the oppression forced upon them by your precious Chantry and their templars!

[If you listen, there is a definite vocal distortion going on there.]

[Audio] sayhitobianca October 16 2011, 07:14:06 UTC

Blondie. Take a deep breath. Think of kittens. This isn't the guy you're really mad at.

[He's the future King of Ferelden here, you were the one who reminded Varric of that.

And yes, he heard that vocal change, but he's hoping he doesn't actually have to talk to Justice.]

[Audio] 3wayforjustice October 16 2011, 07:27:45 UTC

He is a--

[Deep breaths. Right. Thoughts of Ser Pounce.]

[Okay.]

[Spirit back in the box.]

... No. No, he isn't.

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