When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
yeah They all kinda suck... it'll be the lesser of evils this time around (again).
As for Huckabee... he's the first canidant in my memory that actually TRIED to appeal to young voters. Appearing on MTV is a load of shit in my opinion.
Perhaps once in a generation comes along a candidate who powns the political process. Could that candidate be Mike "I like Chuck Norris" Huckabee? Thanks for posting this, Ashley. Unfortunately, you're wrong for America. Here are the facts: Charleston Chews: Consistent stance important issues such as deliciousness Attracts bi-partisan support Simple, resonant message about the need to eat candy No skeletons Track record longer than any candidate
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain!
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When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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As for Huckabee... he's the first canidant in my memory that actually TRIED to appeal to young voters. Appearing on MTV is a load of shit in my opinion.
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Charleston Chews:
Consistent stance important issues such as deliciousness
Attracts bi-partisan support
Simple, resonant message about the need to eat candy
No skeletons
Track record longer than any candidate
Think about it. Clearly the tay has.
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