Stapler Love

[adnault]

That red swingline from Office Space has NOTHING on my Stanley Bostitch B2100. This stapler is the best ever. It's half sized so it fits into my hand nicely, also its size to weight ratio is pretty big. It's only about 4 inches long and weighs almost 2 pounds. Meaning it also doubles as a weapon when zombies invade my office.

Comments

[januari]

office supplies as weapons, always work well.

i got temporary new cell phone. it's brick size. it's a means of communication and a weapon.

[adnault]

ahahah Cat ass!
Dude those old cell phones were equally useful as projectiles.

[januari]

I like to refer to it as kittenbutt.

and it's a good thing Naomi Campbell didn't have my cell phone in her hand when she chucked it at her assistant, or she would have kill the poor girl.

[adnault]

ahahah

Coroner's Report
Cause of Death: Blunt Force Trama from GIGANTIC cell phone

[adnault]

I have REALLY random thoughts pop into my head and I have to let them free. This was one such thought. I was sitting at my desk just tossing the stapler around in my hands and though "you know, if I threw this at someone's head I bet it would kill them."

My random thoughts are the best.

[the_tay]

NEIN!

My random thoughts are superior!

[adnault]

okay that is probably true BUT YOU NEVER SHARE YOURS!

[reyvin]

Hehe, very random indeed but I do that too, particularly with glassware. You know those glasses that are like an inch thick and would survive a nuclear holocaust? Those ones. The ones that if all women were like the b&w dramaqueen actresses and threw their Scotch glasses at their men everytime they got pissed, there would be a lot more homocide-by-drinking-glass events going on. XD

[adnault]

Buwahahah I totally want to at some point in my life throw my drink in someone's face.