Fifteenth hyperresonance. ( Video -- backdated to Christmas morning. )

[adesiretochange]

[There's a bit of a laugh as Luke stares at the calendar, not quite believing it until now. Then, he just chuckles to himself and smiles.]

Merry Christmas, everyone!

...and happy birthday to me, as well...

Hey, Anise? Tear, Everyone? We still up for having a party for the occasion at my place?

[ Private -- Locked from Ai ]

Comments

[resisted_fate]

Would Ai happen to be the overly enthusiastic girl who doesn't believe in work?

[adesiretochange]

Sounds like her, all right. Why, did she suggest something weird to you too?

[resisted_fate]

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Uh, it's been awhile since we had someone new...lets see, like...UM. I'm Ai-Ai and this place sucks, it'd be better for you to loot and cause trouble instead of work in a place you don't deserve to be in the first place.
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[adesiretochange]

...yeah, that definitely sounds like her all right. What'd she do this time?

[last_puppeteer]

HAppy Birthday and Merry Christmas to you too Luke~! And yes♥ I told you I'd bring yo a cake, right~?

[adesiretochange]

Yeah! I'm looking forward to it.

[last_puppeteer]

Good, what time should I be there~?

[adesiretochange]

Ah... I'm thinking in the afternoon? 5-ish, I think -- we should have all the decorations up by then, at least.

[fearstehwomen]

Happy birthday, Luke! I'm up for a party.

...Stripper?

[adesiretochange]

Thanks, Guy! So am I!

...yeah. For some reason, Ai got it in her head to bring a stripper. Or be the stripper, I don't even want to try to know anymore.

[fearstehwomen]

...

[lgkhdfghdfh.]

Well that's...interesting?

[adesiretochange]

To be honest, considering that I've got something planned after this I'd rather not have this fiasco hanging over my head.

[Video] LMFAO ohgod XD ...underneath her trenchcoat she's pretty much naked and IS the stripper

[willdateforyen]

[Crazy cheering noises can be heard before Ai shuffles into view with a couple opened beer bottles underneath one arm and a giant cigar in her right hand.]

Heck yeaaaaaaaaah! Let's start this PAR-TAY! WoowooWOOOOOOOOOwoooooooooWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Video] OH DEAR GOD TIME FOR DAMAGE CONTROL! LOLOLOLOLOL

[adesiretochange]

...

[This face forever, Ai. Why. Why would you even.]

[Video] xD YUP. SHE'S CRAZY

[willdateforyen]

[She's doing all the teenage delinquents proud, she started drinking at ten years old so the idea of a couple bottles of hooch shocking people doesn't even make her THINK about it.]

Hahahaha! Do I leave you speechless? Hmmm? Don't worry, your main present will be coming soon~

[Does a little rump shake before shoving the cigar in her mouth and humming.]

[Video] BRB GOING TO LOCK THE DOORS

[adesiretochange]

...

I'm starting to think that maybe I shouldn't have invited you...

[Yeah, he's only whispering to himself now so that Ai can't hear him...]

[precursor_dax]

Huh...

Well, Happy Birthday Red.

[adesiretochange]

Thanks. You're invited to come, you know.

Anyway, how've you been?

[precursor_dax]

Y'know I didn't getcha a gift right?

Business as usual, no friend, workin' the club, another set of claws and teeth living in my apartment...nothin' outta the ordinary.

[adesiretochange]

It's all right, you're still more than welcome to come!

Oh, wow. What happened? Sounds like I missed a lot.