Pure UnAdulterated Crack - KyuChul Online
Title: KyuChul Online
Pairing: Heechul/Kyuhyun
Length: 415
Genre: Romantic Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: KyuHyun's in Taiwan with KRY, Heechul is in Korea, they meet online.
Prompted in part by this fancam of Ryeowook wiping sweat off Kyuhyun and my imagining Heechul's response, as well as a possible explanation for why Heechul isn't tweeting, etc, etc.
HeenimsBaby is Now Online
KyusSexMachine is Now Online
HeenimsBaby: *pounces you* So tired Heenim...show went well though.
KyusSexMachine: Don't pounce me. I'm mad at you.
HeenimsBaby: What? Why?
KyusSexMachine: I saw those fancams. I know what you were doing. Letting Ryeowook wipe sweat off you and shit.
HeenimsBaby: Awww, that wasn't anything. It was just Wook being Wook. Yell at him.
KyusSexMachine: You let him do it. *folds arms* And I can't yell at him, he's probably in Yesung's room right now.
HeenimsBaby: What was I supposed to do? It's not like I could stop him in the middle of a show.
KyusSexMachine: I don't care. I don't like it.
HeenimsBaby: Awww, Heenim. You know I only love you. Only want you.
KyusSexMachine: I also heard that you stayed out late at some restaurant with Ryeowook.
HeenimsBaby: He and Yesung were having some issues. He wanted to cry on my shoulder. That's ALL.
KyusSexMachine: Hmmph.
HeenimsBaby: Is this the reason you aren't tweeting? Cause you're mad at me?
KyusSexMachine: As if that could affect my role as a leading Netizen. *sighs*
HeenimsBaby: *pouts* Stop being so mean. I'm still wearing it, you know.
KyusSexMachine: I am not mean and I resent that you said....wait...what?
HeenimsBaby: I SAID I'm still wearing it.
KyusSexMachine: ...
HeenimsBaby: I said I would. Until we're together again. Dancing is fucking hard when you're completely hard for your boyfriend that's so far away, too, btw.
KyusSexMachine: Oh, Kyu-baby. I love you. <3 <3 <3
HeenimsBaby is sending you a picture: see1.jpg
KyusSexMachine: OMFG. Damn it, Kyu, you look so good...I didn't really think you would. *proceeds to keyboard smash forever*
HeenimsBaby: *smirks: I promised. I will never break a promise. Now will you forgive me please, Heenim?
KyusSexMachine: Oh fine...this time. But keep Wook's hands off you before I chop those fuckers off with a dull knife.
HeenimsBaby: *blows you kisses* Don't let Yesung hear you say that, he's getting scary over Ryeowook. *shudders*
KyusSexMachine: *wiggles brows* C'mere baby, I'll give you something to blow.
KyusSexMachine is sending you a picture ...hardhardhard.jpg
HeenimsBaby: Jesus F'ing Christ, Heenim, why you gotta be so hot?
KyusSexMachine: *preens* It's a gift...fuck this, let's get on the phone I need to hear you.
HeenimsBaby: Okay but start tweeting again, I was getting worried. And I need to sleep sometime too.
KyusSexMachine: You did look tired. No more late nights with Ryeowook!!
HeenimsBaby: Yes, Dear
HeenimsBaby is Offline
KyusSexMachine: Brat!
KyusSexMachine is Offline.
Pairing: Heechul/Kyuhyun
Length: 415
Genre: Romantic Crack
Rating: PG
Summary: KyuHyun's in Taiwan with KRY, Heechul is in Korea, they meet online.
Prompted in part by this fancam of Ryeowook wiping sweat off Kyuhyun and my imagining Heechul's response, as well as a possible explanation for why Heechul isn't tweeting, etc, etc.
HeenimsBaby is Now Online
KyusSexMachine is Now Online
HeenimsBaby: *pounces you* So tired Heenim...show went well though.
KyusSexMachine: Don't pounce me. I'm mad at you.
HeenimsBaby: What? Why?
KyusSexMachine: I saw those fancams. I know what you were doing. Letting Ryeowook wipe sweat off you and shit.
HeenimsBaby: Awww, that wasn't anything. It was just Wook being Wook. Yell at him.
KyusSexMachine: You let him do it. *folds arms* And I can't yell at him, he's probably in Yesung's room right now.
HeenimsBaby: What was I supposed to do? It's not like I could stop him in the middle of a show.
KyusSexMachine: I don't care. I don't like it.
HeenimsBaby: Awww, Heenim. You know I only love you. Only want you.
KyusSexMachine: I also heard that you stayed out late at some restaurant with Ryeowook.
HeenimsBaby: He and Yesung were having some issues. He wanted to cry on my shoulder. That's ALL.
KyusSexMachine: Hmmph.
HeenimsBaby: Is this the reason you aren't tweeting? Cause you're mad at me?
KyusSexMachine: As if that could affect my role as a leading Netizen. *sighs*
HeenimsBaby: *pouts* Stop being so mean. I'm still wearing it, you know.
KyusSexMachine: I am not mean and I resent that you said....wait...what?
HeenimsBaby: I SAID I'm still wearing it.
KyusSexMachine: ...
HeenimsBaby: I said I would. Until we're together again. Dancing is fucking hard when you're completely hard for your boyfriend that's so far away, too, btw.
KyusSexMachine: Oh, Kyu-baby. I love you. <3 <3 <3
HeenimsBaby is sending you a picture: see1.jpg
KyusSexMachine: OMFG. Damn it, Kyu, you look so good...I didn't really think you would. *proceeds to keyboard smash forever*
HeenimsBaby: *smirks: I promised. I will never break a promise. Now will you forgive me please, Heenim?
KyusSexMachine: Oh fine...this time. But keep Wook's hands off you before I chop those fuckers off with a dull knife.
HeenimsBaby: *blows you kisses* Don't let Yesung hear you say that, he's getting scary over Ryeowook. *shudders*
KyusSexMachine: *wiggles brows* C'mere baby, I'll give you something to blow.
KyusSexMachine is sending you a picture ...hardhardhard.jpg
HeenimsBaby: Jesus F'ing Christ, Heenim, why you gotta be so hot?
KyusSexMachine: *preens* It's a gift...fuck this, let's get on the phone I need to hear you.
HeenimsBaby: Okay but start tweeting again, I was getting worried. And I need to sleep sometime too.
KyusSexMachine: You did look tired. No more late nights with Ryeowook!!
HeenimsBaby: Yes, Dear
HeenimsBaby is Offline
KyusSexMachine: Brat!
KyusSexMachine is Offline.