[x] scrapbook 2009**
idea; 2009_scrapbook
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© ashley_messer
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parrot sketch
30 rock
friends
m*a*s*h
12/20/08 - 01/03/09
01/03/09 - 01/13/09
01/13/09 - 02/01/09
02/01/09 - 03/13/09
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© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
argument sketch
butch cassidy end
field of dreams corn
himym moving day
03/13/09 - 05/09/09
05/09/09 - 05/31/09
05/31/09 - 07/20/09
07/20/09 - 08/07/09
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© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
spamalot sir robin
jimmy harpers isl.
dh pilot. VDKs
08/07/09 - 09/28/09
09/28/09 - 12/12/09
12/12/09 - 2010
• First Place at greg_stillness [010709]
• First Place at film_challenge [012709]
• First Place at greg_stillness [021409]
• First Place at psychstillness [030109]
• First Place at series_contest [031809]
• First Place at psychstillness [061309]
• First Place at tv_movie_icons [082109]
• First Place at mashstillness [082109]
• First Place at psychstillness [092809]
• First Place at mashstillness [093009]
• First Place at psychstillness [102809]
• Second Place (tie) at friendsicontest [011809]
• Second Place (tie) at friendsicontest [011809]
• Second Place at greg_stillness [013109]
• Second Place at friendsicontest [022209]
• Second Place at mashstillness [041109]
• Second Place at greg_stillness [062509]
• Second Place at tv_movie_icons [071809]
• Second Place (tie) at mashstillness [072309]
• Second Place at mashstillness [090309]
• Second Place at mashstillness [091909]
• Second Place at psychstillness [092809]
• Second Place (tie) at psychstillness [102809]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [010209]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [010909]
• Third Place at friends_stills [011709]
• Third Place at friends_stills [012709]
• Third Place at psychstillness • [012809]
• Third Place at greg_stillness [013109]
• Third Place at friends_stills [020409]
• Third Place at mashstillness [020909]
• Third Place at anistonstills [021009]
• Third Place (tie) at friendsicontest [022209]
• Third Place (tie) at friendsicontest [030109]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [032009]
• Third Place at anistonstills [032409]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [042409]
• Third Place at mashstillness [042409]
• Third Place at psychstillness [061309]
• Third Place at mashstillness [072309]
• Third Place at psychstillness [082209]
• Third Place at mashstillness [093009]
• Third Place at psychstillness [101909]
• Third Place (tie) at psychstillness [120109]
• Best Use Of Text at friendsicontest [011809]
• Best Use Of Text at friendsicontest [022209]
• Best Use Of Text (tie) at friendsicontest [030109]
• Best Cropping at mashstillness [022009]
• Best Color at friendsicontest [061509]
• Honorable Mention at greg_stillness [021409]
• Mod's Choice at mashstillness [011209]
• Mod's Choice at anistonstills [012309]
• Mod's Choice at friendsicontest [012609]
• Mod's Choice at mashstillness [012809]
• Mod's Choice at friends_stills [030609]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [042209]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [060509]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [090809]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [101909]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [120109]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [121409]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [121409]
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NOTE* these entries are friends only unless otherwise indicated
• [x] honey, did you anger a small irish man? [010109]
• [x] maybe so, but i make a lot of sense [011509]
• [x] for heaven's sake [013109]
• [x] i don't know if i will find you [022409]
• [x] all of the law. none of the order. [051809]
• [x] so go ahead and say what you want to say [060509]
• [x] it's been going around like the clap [071009]
• [x] icon truth meme....it's back [071909] ** PUBLIC POST **
• [x] there weren't any kangaroos at the last supper [072409]
© usa network
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© me at hitthecoast
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john lennon in a hard days night ♥
freddy plays the 4th of july ♥
pledge to hedley lamarr ♥
jimmy kimmel interviews john cleese from pink panther 2 ♥
little giants movie highlights 4 ♥
the film producer sketch ♥
grapham chapman talks about keith moon &hearts
**click the number to download from box.net
january [01] Sit On My Face (Monty Python) ; [02] So What (Pink) ; [03] If I Were A Boy (Beyonce) ; [04] Angels on the Moon (Thriving Ivory) ; [05] We Will Rock You (Queen) ; [06] Only The Good Die Young (Billy Joel ; [07] Can't Buy Me Love (The Beatles) ; [08] Put It On My Tab (NKOTB & Akon) ; [09] Just Dance (Lady GaGa) ; [10] Dirty Dancing (NKOTB) ; [11] Green Light (John Legend & Andre3000) ; [12] Viva La Vida (Coldplay) ; [13] Parrot....Oh No! Not Again (Monty Python) ; [14] Beautiful (Akon) ; [15] Closer (Ne-Yo)
february [01] If I Never See Your Face Again (Maroon 5) ; [02] Runaway (Thriving Ivory) ; [03] Vanilla Ice Cream (Stephen Lynch) ; [04] Truckin' (Grateful Dead) ; [05] Love Song (Taylor Swift) ; [06] I'm Yours (Jason Mraz) ; [07] Live Your Life (TI Feat. Rihanna) ; [08] You Found Me (The Fray) ; [09] Flo Rida: Right Round
march [01] Knights of the Round Table (Monty Python) ; [02] Two People (Westlife) ; [03] Defying Gravity (Freddy) ; [04] Gives You Hell (The All American Rejects) ; [05] Sober (Pink) ; [06] Every Sperm is Sacred (Monty Python) ; [07] Dead and Gone (TI Feat. Justin Timberlake) ; [08] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles) ; [09] Before the Worst (The Script) ; [10] Pop (Wedding Singer OBC) ; [11] Gamblers (Lewis Black) ; [12] Get Low (Lil John) ; [13] Evil Ways (Santana) ; [14] Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis) ; [15] What a Wonderful World (Duke Ellington)
april [01] If I Ain't Got You (Alicia Keys) ; [02] Keith Moon v. The Rest of the World (Graham Chapman) ; [03] Shitties (Graham Chapman)
may [01] I Would Do Anything For Love (Meat Loaf) ; [02] Diva's Lament (Spamalot OBC) ; [03] If You Can't Dance (Will Smith) ; [04] Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen) ; [05] Done Hanging on Maybe (Evan and Jarron) ; [06] If You Only Knew (A Rocket to the Moon) ; [07] Singin' in the Rain (Gene Kelly) ; [08] It's Only Me (Barenaked Ladies) ; [09] Call and Answer (Barenaked Ladies) ; [10] When You Come Back to me Again (Garth Brooks) ; [11] Lovers in a Dangerous Time (Barenaked Ladies) ; [12] His Name is Lancelot (Spamalot OBC) ; [13] Lollipop (The Chordettes) ; [14] Blame It (Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain) ; [15] Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)
june [01] Secret Life (Twilight) ; [02] Twilight (Thriving Ivory) ; [03] When You Come Back to Me Again (Garth Brooks) ; [04] Good Morning (Singing in the Rain Sndtrk) ; [05] Hey Lady (Thriving Ivory) ; [06] I Know You Want Me (Pitbull) ; [07] Girls (New Kids on the Block) ; [08] Monk Chant/He's Not Dead Yet (Spamalot OBC) ; [09] The Song That Goes Like This (Spamalot OBC) ; [10] Cole's Song (Julian Lennon) ; [11] When You're On Top (The Wallflowers)
july [01] You Won't Succeed on Broadway (Spamalot OBC) ; [02] Constitutional Peasant (Monty Python) ; [03] Call Me (Blondie) ; [04] Winter Sports (Graham Chapman) ; [05] My Virginity (Lewis Black) ; [06] Lifeboat (Monty Python) ; [07] I Don't Care (Fall Out Boy) ; [08] Act II Finale (Spamalot OBC} ; [09] Walk This Way (Run DMC & Steven Tyler) ; [10] Ethel the Frog (Monty Python) ; [11] Accountancy Shanty (Monty Python)
august [01] Paint It Black (Rolling Stones) ; [02] Three Ways (The Wallflowers) ; [03] Someday I'll Be Saturday Night (Bon Jovi) ; [04] Hotel Room Service (Pitbull)
september [01] Obsession (Mariah Carey) ; [02] Revolution (The Beatles) ; [03] An Inflatable Kangaroo (Graham Chapman) ; [04] While My Guitar Gently Weeps (The Beatles) ; [05] Lips of an Angel (Hinder) ; [06] Use Me (Kings of Leon) ; [07] See Moses Run (Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks)
october [01] Love Drunk (Boys Like Girls) ; [02] Photograph (Ringo Starr) ; [03] My Sweet Lord (George Harrison) ; [04] I Saw Her Standing There (The Beatles) ; [05] Baba O'Riley (The Who) ; [06] I Got It (Donnie Wahlberg) ; [07] Sparks (The Who) ; [08] Shout, Parts 1&2 (The Isley Brothers) ; [09] Down (Jay Sean)
november [01] Kiwi (Maroon 5) ; [02] Don't Stop Believin' (Journey) ; [03] Stake Your Claim (Monty Python)
december [01] You're Sixteen (Ringo Starr) ; [02] Carry Out (Timbaland & Justin Timberlake)
january: Eric Idle's Personal Best (DVD) ; Monty Python: Monty Python Sings (CD) ; Monty Python: Another Monty Python Record (CD) ; Billy Joel: The Essential Billy Joel 3.0 (CD) ; Various Artists: Now 29 (CD) ; Monk, Season 6 (DVD) ; Burn After Reading (DVD) ; Monty Python: The Final Rip-Off (CD) ; Coldplay: Viva La Vida, or Death and all his Friends (CD) ; Friends, Season 2 (DVD) ; Baby Mama (DVD) ; Best of Season 3, The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour (DVD) ; The Beatles: Classic Beatles (CD) ; Lewis Black: Anticipation (CD)
february: CSI: NY, Season 4 (DVD) ; Swing Vote (DVD) ; Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Season 5 (DVD)
march: She's the Man (DVD) ; 27 Dresses (DVD) ; Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (DVD) ; Coupling, Season 1 (DVD) ; Ron White: Drunk in Public (CD) ; Capitol Steps: I'm So Indicted (CD) ; Monty Python's Meaning of Life (DVD)
april: Marley and Me (DVD) ; Bedtime Stories (DVD) ; Stephen Lynch: 3 Balloons (CD) ; Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 3 (DVD) ; Looks Like Another Brown Trouser Job (CD & DVD) ; Bride Wars (DVD) ; Singing in the Rain (DVD)
may: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 1 (DVD) ; Friends, Season 4 (DVD)
june: Desperate Housewves, Season 1 (DVD) ; Desperate Housewives, Season 2 (DVD) ; Yellowbeard (DVD) ; Desperate Housewives, Season 3 (DVD) ; The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 (DVD) ; My Fellow Americans (DVD) ; Dr. Strangelove (DVD) ; Desperate Housewives, Season 4 (DVD)
july: Coupling, Season 2 (DVD) ; Ripping Yarns, Complete Series (DVD) ; Fawlty Towers, Volume 1 (DVD) ; The IT Crowd, Season 2 (DVD) ; Psych, Season 3 (DVD) ; Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 2 (DVD) ; Monty Python's Flying, Volume 4 (DVD) ; Who's On First? (CD)
august: Some Like It Hot (DVD) ; Sydney White (DVD) ; M*A*S*H, Season 7 (DVD) ; Leatherheads (DVD) ; Skins, Volume 1 (DVD) ; Monty Python's Life of Brian (DVD)
september: Desperate Housewives, Season 5 (DVD) ; The Beatles: 1967-1970 (CD) ; West Side Story: West Side Story New Bway Cast Recording (CD) ; The Beatles: Help (CD) ; The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 (DVD) ; The Beatles: With the Beatles (CD) ; M*A*S*H, Season 3 (DVD) ; 30 Rock, Season 3 (DVD)
october: How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 (DVD) ; Coupling, Season 4 (DVD)
november: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 5 (DVD) ; At Last the 1948 Show, Volume 1 (DVD) ; Monty Python: Almost the Truth, the Lawyers Cut (DVD) ; Casablanca (DVD) ; Best of the Carol Burnette Show (DVD)
december: Night at the Museum 2 (DVD) ; The Best of Whose Line, Uncensored (DVD)
ALL EPISODES
NEW EPISODES
[PUBLIC POST] January 2009
[PUBLIC POST] January; #0001-0071
[PUBLIC POST] February 2009
[PUBLIC POST] February; #0072-0122
[PUBLIC POST] March 2009
[PUBLIC POST] March; #0123-0169
[PUBLIC POST] April 2009
[PUBLIC POST] April; #0170-0209
[PUBLIC POST] May 2009
[PUBLIC POST] May; #0210-0258
[PUBLIC POST] June 2009
[PUBLIC POST] June; #0259-0341
[PUBLIC POST] July 2009
[PUBLIC POST] July; #0342-0407
[PUBLIC POST] August 2009
[PUBLIC POST] August; #0408-0486
[PUBLIC POST] September 2009
[PUBLIC POST] September; #0487-0558
[PUBLIC POST] October 2009
[PUBLIC POST] October; #0559-0624
[PUBLIC POST] November 2009
[PUBLIC POST] November; #0625-0665
[PUBLIC POST] December 2009
[PUBLIC POST] December; #0666-0704
**ADDED: Oct 29, 2009 *****
• "I think I just heard that the President is going to try and convince Congress to buy the #HarpersIslandDVD tomorrow. Shameless"
• "Alondra is feeding herself tiny chunks of steamed squash. She's so smart! ... And now she's shoving it in her ear. *sigh*"
• "@lkkaplan Thank you. : )"
• "Dear Restaurants, Dont tune your tv to a cooking show. It may make your customers (me) nervous about your skill."
• "The kids dressed up as Ironman, GIJoe and a chicken. *cue "Awwws"* : )"
• "Watched #V last night. It's all true. #UniversalHealthCare is absolutely how the lizard people will kill us all."
• "Sen. Joe Lieberman is dangerous. Period. http://tiny.cc/Q04H6 "
• "I just made a very big poopy in the toilet. Success."
• "I feel like I have nothing to say today. So, when in doubt, just say... BALLS Go ahead, say it wit me. Balls."
• "watching E true Hollywood story on courtney cox. Crying. ??? Maybe I too go through 'that time of the month'"
• "@natitita Growing up in India, never had access to it. Too busy watching Bollywood."
• "Kunal aka Slender Wrist. Occupation: Wannabe gangsta. Likes: plastic guns.Dislikes: anything pink."
• "My dream wardrobe? Ellen Degeneres. She always dresses like a really hip boy. I love her."
• "Can I just say, today life feels complete, I discovered they make baked Cheetos!"
• "Did anyone figure it out? What was meatloaf talking about when he said he would do anything but wouldn't do 'that'"
• "I love hip/hop, but man, enough with the stupid metallic voice- every fracking song has a hook sung by a damn robot R&B voice."
• "I wore sweatpants to work this morning. It really does feel like third season."
• "Alcohol is like an angry lover.She takes you in and chews you up in her warmy goodness, only to spit you out cold,alone and feeling like ass"
• "OH hey its Monday, anyone having a tough day at work? or not at work? Need to let out some steam? Do it- Say it with me-BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!"
• "Got a BIG rainbow on the Jackson. Life is good when they don't shoot back."
• "How do you get blood out of silk? I just bought this damn tie."
• "FYI: If you're ever dumb enough to end up in the back of my Vic, DO NOT kick the front seat while I'm driving. It makes me very, very cross."
• "Halfway through season 2 of MADMEN, now those fellas knew how to wear a suit. But the smokes were more deadly than my Glock."
• "Good Lord but I hate going into work before the sun is up! What am I, a Milkman? Yeah, Yeah, I know, Crime doesn't hit the snooze button."
• "Make sure you're up to date on your Rabies Vaccine. It's about to get weird."
• "@contifizzle Happy Birthday. I found some balloons in the evidence room for you but I can't blow them up. They were used to smuggle heroin."
• "@lkkaplan I shall do my best."
• "Hey, see that red octagon over there? It says 'STOP', not 'SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND THEN GUN IT'."
• "I know, I know, I've been AWOL. I like said before: Computer + over hydrated elephant + electronics used to communicate = DISASTER"
• "When Trick-r-Treating tomorrow night, make note of which houses give out 'Healthy Treats' (i.e. apples, raisins, etc.). I will arrest them."
• "Dear Twittering Twats, and Twattering Twats... I'm now in sunny Norway, eating herring, and Fleskedupp..."
• "Anniversary Tweet: It was nearly called Monkey Piston's Frying Circle"
• "Have decided to wear carpet slippers all day, even for my workout..."
• "... I have some very sad news... Rocky and Camilla have run away no, not my daughter, the feathered friends... I got back to find 4 new foul, and, if you're very good, I might let you name one..."
• "It has been brought to my attention that you lazy blighters are not taking part in my Fawlty Towers competition. You're very naughty."
• "You lovely Eugenics, thanks for the welcome. Garry has put a blanket over my cage, so I must sleep..."
• "Now, where is my coffee?"
• "All those tweeteries asking me what I'm doing. You'd think they never heard of Google."
• "Ooh dear we had a coffee swap moment"
• "Here's John doing his impression of a startled water vole... Oh, the tooth fell out last night... http://twitpic.com/o97k2 "
• "BOO UTAH YAY DIRECT FLIGHTS"
• "MY OFFICE SMELLS LIKE SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS WHY"
• "yummm eating is fun"
• "one of the dining managers dressed up as a slutty cheerleader for halloween today. wow."
• "GENTS: what do you call your man parts?"
• "@lkkaplan all i can think of is PEENER PARTY #peenerparty"
• "opening to ladies - what do you can the male junk area?"
• "ok seriously?! i have had deodorant on my shirt all day and no one told me. what the hell."
• "RT @lkkaplan i want to take a nap and just wake up saturday in time to play birthday girl....then go immediately back to sleep [yessss!]"
• "STUPID TEA STAIN"
• "No pie for whores!"
• "is there anything more satisfying than your mother calling someone a whore?"
• "@lkkaplan an hey, its mind over matter, if you don't mind the wife doesn't matter :) haha jkkk"
• "@lkkaplan i LOVE how we are double-fisting w/ like twitter & facebook .. why are we so amazing"
• "@lkkaplan i think i need to re-evaluate our friendship.......hehe"
• "I think my next tattoo will be shh bc I'm constantly holding up my finger telling my students to basically shut up"
• "@lkkaplan they won't let you rememberrrrr ..ahahah"
• "@lkkaplan hiii!"
• "@lkkaplan happy birthday bella!!! I hope you have a fab day :) I need texts"
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
© ashley_messer
© me at hitthecoast
parrot sketch
30 rock
friends
m*a*s*h
12/20/08 - 01/03/09
01/03/09 - 01/13/09
01/13/09 - 02/01/09
02/01/09 - 03/13/09
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
argument sketch
butch cassidy end
field of dreams corn
himym moving day
03/13/09 - 05/09/09
05/09/09 - 05/31/09
05/31/09 - 07/20/09
07/20/09 - 08/07/09
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
spamalot sir robin
jimmy harpers isl.
dh pilot. VDKs
08/07/09 - 09/28/09
09/28/09 - 12/12/09
12/12/09 - 2010
• First Place at greg_stillness [010709]
• First Place at film_challenge [012709]
• First Place at greg_stillness [021409]
• First Place at psychstillness [030109]
• First Place at series_contest [031809]
• First Place at psychstillness [061309]
• First Place at tv_movie_icons [082109]
• First Place at mashstillness [082109]
• First Place at psychstillness [092809]
• First Place at mashstillness [093009]
• First Place at psychstillness [102809]
• Second Place (tie) at friendsicontest [011809]
• Second Place (tie) at friendsicontest [011809]
• Second Place at greg_stillness [013109]
• Second Place at friendsicontest [022209]
• Second Place at mashstillness [041109]
• Second Place at greg_stillness [062509]
• Second Place at tv_movie_icons [071809]
• Second Place (tie) at mashstillness [072309]
• Second Place at mashstillness [090309]
• Second Place at mashstillness [091909]
• Second Place at psychstillness [092809]
• Second Place (tie) at psychstillness [102809]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [010209]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [010909]
• Third Place at friends_stills [011709]
• Third Place at friends_stills [012709]
• Third Place at psychstillness • [012809]
• Third Place at greg_stillness [013109]
• Third Place at friends_stills [020409]
• Third Place at mashstillness [020909]
• Third Place at anistonstills [021009]
• Third Place (tie) at friendsicontest [022209]
• Third Place (tie) at friendsicontest [030109]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [032009]
• Third Place at anistonstills [032409]
• Third Place at tv_movie_icons [042409]
• Third Place at mashstillness [042409]
• Third Place at psychstillness [061309]
• Third Place at mashstillness [072309]
• Third Place at psychstillness [082209]
• Third Place at mashstillness [093009]
• Third Place at psychstillness [101909]
• Third Place (tie) at psychstillness [120109]
• Best Use Of Text at friendsicontest [011809]
• Best Use Of Text at friendsicontest [022209]
• Best Use Of Text (tie) at friendsicontest [030109]
• Best Cropping at mashstillness [022009]
• Best Color at friendsicontest [061509]
• Honorable Mention at greg_stillness [021409]
• Mod's Choice at mashstillness [011209]
• Mod's Choice at anistonstills [012309]
• Mod's Choice at friendsicontest [012609]
• Mod's Choice at mashstillness [012809]
• Mod's Choice at friends_stills [030609]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [042209]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [060509]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [090809]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [101909]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [120109]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [121409]
• Mod's Choice at psychstillness [121409]
header © me
layout codes © reversescollide
header © me
layout codes © reversescollide
user info banner © me at hitthecoast
layout codes © reversescollide
NOTE* these entries are friends only unless otherwise indicated
• [x] honey, did you anger a small irish man? [010109]
• [x] maybe so, but i make a lot of sense [011509]
• [x] for heaven's sake [013109]
• [x] i don't know if i will find you [022409]
• [x] all of the law. none of the order. [051809]
• [x] so go ahead and say what you want to say [060509]
• [x] it's been going around like the clap [071009]
• [x] icon truth meme....it's back [071909] ** PUBLIC POST **
• [x] there weren't any kangaroos at the last supper [072409]
© usa network
© usa network
© me at hitthecoast
© me at hitthecoast
john lennon in a hard days night ♥
freddy plays the 4th of july ♥
pledge to hedley lamarr ♥
jimmy kimmel interviews john cleese from pink panther 2 ♥
little giants movie highlights 4 ♥
the film producer sketch ♥
grapham chapman talks about keith moon &hearts
**click the number to download from box.net
january [01] Sit On My Face (Monty Python) ; [02] So What (Pink) ; [03] If I Were A Boy (Beyonce) ; [04] Angels on the Moon (Thriving Ivory) ; [05] We Will Rock You (Queen) ; [06] Only The Good Die Young (Billy Joel ; [07] Can't Buy Me Love (The Beatles) ; [08] Put It On My Tab (NKOTB & Akon) ; [09] Just Dance (Lady GaGa) ; [10] Dirty Dancing (NKOTB) ; [11] Green Light (John Legend & Andre3000) ; [12] Viva La Vida (Coldplay) ; [13] Parrot....Oh No! Not Again (Monty Python) ; [14] Beautiful (Akon) ; [15] Closer (Ne-Yo)
february [01] If I Never See Your Face Again (Maroon 5) ; [02] Runaway (Thriving Ivory) ; [03] Vanilla Ice Cream (Stephen Lynch) ; [04] Truckin' (Grateful Dead) ; [05] Love Song (Taylor Swift) ; [06] I'm Yours (Jason Mraz) ; [07] Live Your Life (TI Feat. Rihanna) ; [08] You Found Me (The Fray) ; [09] Flo Rida: Right Round
march [01] Knights of the Round Table (Monty Python) ; [02] Two People (Westlife) ; [03] Defying Gravity (Freddy) ; [04] Gives You Hell (The All American Rejects) ; [05] Sober (Pink) ; [06] Every Sperm is Sacred (Monty Python) ; [07] Dead and Gone (TI Feat. Justin Timberlake) ; [08] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (The Beatles) ; [09] Before the Worst (The Script) ; [10] Pop (Wedding Singer OBC) ; [11] Gamblers (Lewis Black) ; [12] Get Low (Lil John) ; [13] Evil Ways (Santana) ; [14] Bleeding Love (Leona Lewis) ; [15] What a Wonderful World (Duke Ellington)
april [01] If I Ain't Got You (Alicia Keys) ; [02] Keith Moon v. The Rest of the World (Graham Chapman) ; [03] Shitties (Graham Chapman)
may [01] I Would Do Anything For Love (Meat Loaf) ; [02] Diva's Lament (Spamalot OBC) ; [03] If You Can't Dance (Will Smith) ; [04] Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen) ; [05] Done Hanging on Maybe (Evan and Jarron) ; [06] If You Only Knew (A Rocket to the Moon) ; [07] Singin' in the Rain (Gene Kelly) ; [08] It's Only Me (Barenaked Ladies) ; [09] Call and Answer (Barenaked Ladies) ; [10] When You Come Back to me Again (Garth Brooks) ; [11] Lovers in a Dangerous Time (Barenaked Ladies) ; [12] His Name is Lancelot (Spamalot OBC) ; [13] Lollipop (The Chordettes) ; [14] Blame It (Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain) ; [15] Fire Burning (Sean Kingston)
june [01] Secret Life (Twilight) ; [02] Twilight (Thriving Ivory) ; [03] When You Come Back to Me Again (Garth Brooks) ; [04] Good Morning (Singing in the Rain Sndtrk) ; [05] Hey Lady (Thriving Ivory) ; [06] I Know You Want Me (Pitbull) ; [07] Girls (New Kids on the Block) ; [08] Monk Chant/He's Not Dead Yet (Spamalot OBC) ; [09] The Song That Goes Like This (Spamalot OBC) ; [10] Cole's Song (Julian Lennon) ; [11] When You're On Top (The Wallflowers)
july [01] You Won't Succeed on Broadway (Spamalot OBC) ; [02] Constitutional Peasant (Monty Python) ; [03] Call Me (Blondie) ; [04] Winter Sports (Graham Chapman) ; [05] My Virginity (Lewis Black) ; [06] Lifeboat (Monty Python) ; [07] I Don't Care (Fall Out Boy) ; [08] Act II Finale (Spamalot OBC} ; [09] Walk This Way (Run DMC & Steven Tyler) ; [10] Ethel the Frog (Monty Python) ; [11] Accountancy Shanty (Monty Python)
august [01] Paint It Black (Rolling Stones) ; [02] Three Ways (The Wallflowers) ; [03] Someday I'll Be Saturday Night (Bon Jovi) ; [04] Hotel Room Service (Pitbull)
september [01] Obsession (Mariah Carey) ; [02] Revolution (The Beatles) ; [03] An Inflatable Kangaroo (Graham Chapman) ; [04] While My Guitar Gently Weeps (The Beatles) ; [05] Lips of an Angel (Hinder) ; [06] Use Me (Kings of Leon) ; [07] See Moses Run (Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks)
october [01] Love Drunk (Boys Like Girls) ; [02] Photograph (Ringo Starr) ; [03] My Sweet Lord (George Harrison) ; [04] I Saw Her Standing There (The Beatles) ; [05] Baba O'Riley (The Who) ; [06] I Got It (Donnie Wahlberg) ; [07] Sparks (The Who) ; [08] Shout, Parts 1&2 (The Isley Brothers) ; [09] Down (Jay Sean)
november [01] Kiwi (Maroon 5) ; [02] Don't Stop Believin' (Journey) ; [03] Stake Your Claim (Monty Python)
december [01] You're Sixteen (Ringo Starr) ; [02] Carry Out (Timbaland & Justin Timberlake)
january: Eric Idle's Personal Best (DVD) ; Monty Python: Monty Python Sings (CD) ; Monty Python: Another Monty Python Record (CD) ; Billy Joel: The Essential Billy Joel 3.0 (CD) ; Various Artists: Now 29 (CD) ; Monk, Season 6 (DVD) ; Burn After Reading (DVD) ; Monty Python: The Final Rip-Off (CD) ; Coldplay: Viva La Vida, or Death and all his Friends (CD) ; Friends, Season 2 (DVD) ; Baby Mama (DVD) ; Best of Season 3, The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour (DVD) ; The Beatles: Classic Beatles (CD) ; Lewis Black: Anticipation (CD)
february: CSI: NY, Season 4 (DVD) ; Swing Vote (DVD) ; Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Season 5 (DVD)
march: She's the Man (DVD) ; 27 Dresses (DVD) ; Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (DVD) ; Coupling, Season 1 (DVD) ; Ron White: Drunk in Public (CD) ; Capitol Steps: I'm So Indicted (CD) ; Monty Python's Meaning of Life (DVD)
april: Marley and Me (DVD) ; Bedtime Stories (DVD) ; Stephen Lynch: 3 Balloons (CD) ; Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 3 (DVD) ; Looks Like Another Brown Trouser Job (CD & DVD) ; Bride Wars (DVD) ; Singing in the Rain (DVD)
may: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 1 (DVD) ; Friends, Season 4 (DVD)
june: Desperate Housewves, Season 1 (DVD) ; Desperate Housewives, Season 2 (DVD) ; Yellowbeard (DVD) ; Desperate Housewives, Season 3 (DVD) ; The Big Bang Theory, Season 1 (DVD) ; My Fellow Americans (DVD) ; Dr. Strangelove (DVD) ; Desperate Housewives, Season 4 (DVD)
july: Coupling, Season 2 (DVD) ; Ripping Yarns, Complete Series (DVD) ; Fawlty Towers, Volume 1 (DVD) ; The IT Crowd, Season 2 (DVD) ; Psych, Season 3 (DVD) ; Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 2 (DVD) ; Monty Python's Flying, Volume 4 (DVD) ; Who's On First? (CD)
august: Some Like It Hot (DVD) ; Sydney White (DVD) ; M*A*S*H, Season 7 (DVD) ; Leatherheads (DVD) ; Skins, Volume 1 (DVD) ; Monty Python's Life of Brian (DVD)
september: Desperate Housewives, Season 5 (DVD) ; The Beatles: 1967-1970 (CD) ; West Side Story: West Side Story New Bway Cast Recording (CD) ; The Beatles: Help (CD) ; The Big Bang Theory, Season 2 (DVD) ; The Beatles: With the Beatles (CD) ; M*A*S*H, Season 3 (DVD) ; 30 Rock, Season 3 (DVD)
october: How I Met Your Mother, Season 4 (DVD) ; Coupling, Season 4 (DVD)
november: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Volume 5 (DVD) ; At Last the 1948 Show, Volume 1 (DVD) ; Monty Python: Almost the Truth, the Lawyers Cut (DVD) ; Casablanca (DVD) ; Best of the Carol Burnette Show (DVD)
december: Night at the Museum 2 (DVD) ; The Best of Whose Line, Uncensored (DVD)
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**ADDED: Oct 29, 2009 *****
• "I think I just heard that the President is going to try and convince Congress to buy the #HarpersIslandDVD tomorrow. Shameless"
• "Alondra is feeding herself tiny chunks of steamed squash. She's so smart! ... And now she's shoving it in her ear. *sigh*"
• "@lkkaplan Thank you. : )"
• "Dear Restaurants, Dont tune your tv to a cooking show. It may make your customers (me) nervous about your skill."
• "The kids dressed up as Ironman, GIJoe and a chicken. *cue "Awwws"* : )"
• "Watched #V last night. It's all true. #UniversalHealthCare is absolutely how the lizard people will kill us all."
• "Sen. Joe Lieberman is dangerous. Period. http://tiny.cc/Q04H6 "
• "I just made a very big poopy in the toilet. Success."
• "I feel like I have nothing to say today. So, when in doubt, just say... BALLS Go ahead, say it wit me. Balls."
• "watching E true Hollywood story on courtney cox. Crying. ??? Maybe I too go through 'that time of the month'"
• "@natitita Growing up in India, never had access to it. Too busy watching Bollywood."
• "Kunal aka Slender Wrist. Occupation: Wannabe gangsta. Likes: plastic guns.Dislikes: anything pink."
• "My dream wardrobe? Ellen Degeneres. She always dresses like a really hip boy. I love her."
• "Can I just say, today life feels complete, I discovered they make baked Cheetos!"
• "Did anyone figure it out? What was meatloaf talking about when he said he would do anything but wouldn't do 'that'"
• "I love hip/hop, but man, enough with the stupid metallic voice- every fracking song has a hook sung by a damn robot R&B voice."
• "I wore sweatpants to work this morning. It really does feel like third season."
• "Alcohol is like an angry lover.She takes you in and chews you up in her warmy goodness, only to spit you out cold,alone and feeling like ass"
• "OH hey its Monday, anyone having a tough day at work? or not at work? Need to let out some steam? Do it- Say it with me-BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!"
• "Got a BIG rainbow on the Jackson. Life is good when they don't shoot back."
• "How do you get blood out of silk? I just bought this damn tie."
• "FYI: If you're ever dumb enough to end up in the back of my Vic, DO NOT kick the front seat while I'm driving. It makes me very, very cross."
• "Halfway through season 2 of MADMEN, now those fellas knew how to wear a suit. But the smokes were more deadly than my Glock."
• "Good Lord but I hate going into work before the sun is up! What am I, a Milkman? Yeah, Yeah, I know, Crime doesn't hit the snooze button."
• "Make sure you're up to date on your Rabies Vaccine. It's about to get weird."
• "@contifizzle Happy Birthday. I found some balloons in the evidence room for you but I can't blow them up. They were used to smuggle heroin."
• "@lkkaplan I shall do my best."
• "Hey, see that red octagon over there? It says 'STOP', not 'SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT AND THEN GUN IT'."
• "I know, I know, I've been AWOL. I like said before: Computer + over hydrated elephant + electronics used to communicate = DISASTER"
• "When Trick-r-Treating tomorrow night, make note of which houses give out 'Healthy Treats' (i.e. apples, raisins, etc.). I will arrest them."
• "Dear Twittering Twats, and Twattering Twats... I'm now in sunny Norway, eating herring, and Fleskedupp..."
• "Anniversary Tweet: It was nearly called Monkey Piston's Frying Circle"
• "Have decided to wear carpet slippers all day, even for my workout..."
• "... I have some very sad news... Rocky and Camilla have run away no, not my daughter, the feathered friends... I got back to find 4 new foul, and, if you're very good, I might let you name one..."
• "It has been brought to my attention that you lazy blighters are not taking part in my Fawlty Towers competition. You're very naughty."
• "You lovely Eugenics, thanks for the welcome. Garry has put a blanket over my cage, so I must sleep..."
• "Now, where is my coffee?"
• "All those tweeteries asking me what I'm doing. You'd think they never heard of Google."
• "Ooh dear we had a coffee swap moment"
• "Here's John doing his impression of a startled water vole... Oh, the tooth fell out last night... http://twitpic.com/o97k2 "
• "BOO UTAH YAY DIRECT FLIGHTS"
• "MY OFFICE SMELLS LIKE SALT AND VINEGAR CHIPS WHY"
• "yummm eating is fun"
• "one of the dining managers dressed up as a slutty cheerleader for halloween today. wow."
• "GENTS: what do you call your man parts?"
• "@lkkaplan all i can think of is PEENER PARTY #peenerparty"
• "opening to ladies - what do you can the male junk area?"
• "ok seriously?! i have had deodorant on my shirt all day and no one told me. what the hell."
• "RT @lkkaplan i want to take a nap and just wake up saturday in time to play birthday girl....then go immediately back to sleep [yessss!]"
• "STUPID TEA STAIN"
• "No pie for whores!"
• "is there anything more satisfying than your mother calling someone a whore?"
• "@lkkaplan an hey, its mind over matter, if you don't mind the wife doesn't matter :) haha jkkk"
• "@lkkaplan i LOVE how we are double-fisting w/ like twitter & facebook .. why are we so amazing"
• "@lkkaplan i think i need to re-evaluate our friendship.......hehe"
• "I think my next tattoo will be shh bc I'm constantly holding up my finger telling my students to basically shut up"
• "@lkkaplan they won't let you rememberrrrr ..ahahah"
• "@lkkaplan hiii!"
• "@lkkaplan happy birthday bella!!! I hope you have a fab day :) I need texts"