Can you keep a secret? Well there's this intern where I work named Kathleen. She's pretty cool, but something really strange happened with her today. IF YOU CAN'T KEEP A SECRET... THAN STOP READING THIS
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Hey, about that phone call yesterday... WE SHOULD HANG OUT! I just thought we could show your friend around town while she was here. She's spoken for though, and rightfully so. Take it easy.
Kant Kontrol the Rock And Rolex_hulksmash982May 29 2003, 18:59:05 UTC
Play her some Shag Bark Hickory. Chicks HATE Shag Bark Hickory, she'll run screaming into the sunset. Or sue her for sexual harassment, that gets 'em every time.
Re: Kant Kontrol the Rock And RoljapanesecandyMay 30 2003, 02:11:05 UTC
That's sound advice. I don't know of any girls who like Shag Bark Hickory. My last girlfriend listened to about half a song and just said "Turn it off." They loathe us.
But my first reaction was "Marry the crazy girl." Failing that, play her "I Had Sex With The Watson's Girl." That oughta do it.
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But my first reaction was "Marry the crazy girl." Failing that, play her "I Had Sex With The Watson's Girl." That oughta do it.
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I WOULD
CASEY.
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