Adam Helps Neil with fans
P1:
Neil: Adaaam get 'em off me...
Adam: "Awww I think they're kinda cute."
Fan1: I wonder if this is what Adam tastes like?
Fan2: OMG royal blood
Fan3: Can I collect some of your penis jizz?
P2:
Neil: Help me... Please...
Adam: Neil, Dealing with fans is easy!
Fan2: Weeeeeeee
Fan1: I'm ridding Adam's Brother!
Fan3: You're so beautiful. I'm fapping.
P3:
1) Never actually listen to what they say.
Fan1: It's a S&M slash with you and Neil torchering Tommy with lightsabers & the force. Will you read it for me?
Adam: It'd be my pleasure.
P4:
2) Reward for good behavior
Adam: Thank you for buying my Album you guys.
Fan2: I bought it 10 times.
Fan1: I love you Adam!
Fan3: Take off your pants.
P5:
3) Distract and run.
Adam: Go Fetch! I need all 250 back before I can talk to you.
(*throws handful of rhinestones*)
Bye.
Fan1: I found 10, how many have you found?
Tweet Context:
Neil Lambert played on the hotel piano in the lobby. Fans cause a scene & Neil goes on a twitter rampage about all the things that annoy him about Adam's fans.
