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[aculeatus]

The dust has settled, the skies are once more a sort of sullen grey with occasional freakish outbreaks of sunshine, the birds are bickering in the trees, and the day-to-day routine of lessons has once more commenced

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[herbal_witch]

Does this mean I can't have them for compost?

-Pom

[aculeatus]

Never fear, Pomona. The Ministry has enough bullshit for everyone.

Locked to Severus Professore Snape.

[strega_stregata]

I will like some gelato per favore please.
Please to tell Valerius, he. Something. I no have words. I mi manca.

You will like in Italia.

Locked to Toyah Visconti.

[aculeatus]

I will tell Valerius that you miss him. As for the ice cream, I'll see what I can do. It has to be Italian ice cream, I presume?

Deve essere gelato Italiano, sì? Il gelato Inglese non è abbastanza buono...

I will enjoy being in Italy, I'm sure. And remember what I said about going to Professor McGonagall if you need to speak to me. I know she's a Gryffindor, before you point this out. You may still go to her.

[black_libertine]

You could always give them exactly what they want, Sweetheart. Plenty of paperwork. In triplicate.
Just fabricate the details on the forms. How will they ever know?
It could be fun coming up with ridiculous things to keep the ministry happy.

Yes. I'm bored. it's all right for you, at least you can sleep.

[aculeatus]

I have no imagination for names, Bella. We would end up with three hundred 'Smith's.

And I would sleep better if someone didn't express their boredom by practising moving things about in the night.