1. Well isn't this just DANDY

[actuallyagolem]

Sgt. Donny Donowitz of the 29th Division and second-in-command of the Basterds, reporting for duty. Not my regular day-job, hanging out on a barge with a bunch of criminals. Normally I'm a hunter. Guess you can't be picky about where you end up when you're dead.

Don't suppose there are any Nazis on board?Don't suppose we get radio with the

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[rayney_day]

Not at the moment, no.

[actuallyagolem]

Well damn.

[rayney_day]

Sadly, there's always a chance.

Nazis, that is. Not radios.

[actuallyagolem]

You need to be an optimist, like me. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When a ship of criminals gives you a Nazi, bash that Nazi in the skull.

[nomoreleftshoe]

Do you play sports, man?

[actuallyagolem]

Live and breathe baseball, and hockey's not too bad. Nobody cared about the B's in my neighborhood because living near the Garden was a royal pain in the ass.

What about you? You got a team, guy?

[nomoreleftshoe]

Sam. It's Sam. I used to play soccer in high school but I played some baseball when I was younger. I really enjoy playing, though.

[actuallyagolem]

Nosuh, really? I know a thousand Sams back home, and they're all bastards.

Just kidding.

We'll have to get a game going, or knock around a ball at least.

[thatlibbychick]

Welcome aboard, Donny. My name's Libby, and I'm another Warden. If you need anything don't hesitate to ask, okay?

[actuallyagolem]

Thanks for the welcome and the offer there, Libby. Plenty of charm around these parts so far.

[wichita_kansas]

Sox or Yankees?

[actuallyagolem]

Sox. Fuck the Yankees and the Cubs.

[wichita_kansas]

You passed the test, Donny. Can't say I have a radio, though. Sorry.

Where you from?

[actuallyagolem]

Pretty easy test if you ask me. No brainer.

What sort of where? Aren't people from all sorts of time and places shoved together here?

[mrs_persson]

And your preferred quarry?

[actuallyagolem]

Germans. Nazis if you want to get specific.

[mrs_persson]

I see. During the war, or after?

[actuallyagolem]

Smack dab in the middle. Didn't live to see the war end, if you catch my drift.