7. arrrrrgh killing nazis was less stressful than this

[actuallyagolem]

When Passover starts I'm going to take a vacation to a magical land of seclusion, aka sitting in my cabin with the door shut and my fingers in my ears.

Haircuts. I'm still giving them. Free knuckle sandwich available upon request.

[Private to Armand St. Just:]Any better now

Comments

[bubble_mobile]

Surely, you are not offering to do the hair of the fairer gender as well?

[actuallyagolem]

Only if they want it, but I wouldn't recommend it from me. Barber by trade, so the ladies will have to keep going to you.

You were the one offering haircuts and stuff in the infirmary, right?

[bubble_mobile]

Not one to crimp or use rollers on your regular patrons then I assume.

I never took scissor to hair of the poor souls in there, merely pampered them with conversation, and light beautification. I would gladly take up the shears for the women of the ship, should you require a more delicate hand.

[actuallyagolem]

A cut and a shave, that's what I can do.

I think it'd be a nice for the women here, actually. I can cut hair, but nothing fancy like at a beauty parlor.

[nomoreleftshoe]

I need another haircut. Apparently it's long enough for my brother to braid again.

[actuallyagolem]

Yeah. About that. I think you look good in braids, so I'm going to have to refuse your business.

[nomoreleftshoe]

No way, man.

[actuallyagolem]

Come on, guy, picture it. The breeze running through your long hair...

You still in the infirmary?

[Private]

[deathmerciful]

That may not be wise until this period of uncertainty is over. I was sated once not even a complete meal, but another night has fallen and the rationing has begun again.

[Private]

[actuallyagolem]

Louis, we don't know when that's going to happen, or if it'll ever happen. Either way, you need to spend some time with me.

Besides, I can handle it if you pull anything.

[Private]

[deathmerciful]

Can I handle it if I try anything...

[Private]

[actuallyagolem]

I don't know. If you are going to try something, wouldn't you rather it'd be your warden you're attacking, a guy who put himself in that situation in the first place, rather than some innocent stranger?

[Later, from Sexby's journal]

[heavenonthemind]

You could come with Sexby, Adam, and I to the CES for that week.

[Later, from Sexby's journal]

[actuallyagolem]

That sounds real good.

Tell you what, if this blood rationing thing gets any better I'll glad go.

Re: [Later, from Sexby's journal]

[heavenonthemind]

We'd be glad to share it with you.

[actuallyagolem]

I'd be real happy to go too. Thanks for keeping me in mind.