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[acroyear70]

Romney Leading Mormon Takeover of America! | Dispatches from the Culture Wars:[...] on the list of groups I worry about taking over our government, the Mormon church falls somewhere between the Girl Scouts and the surviving cast members of the Apple Dumpling Gang.

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[grail76]

You might check how the Mormons have managed to take over the Boy Scouts before you relax.

[acroyear70]

I'm surprised they didn't just try to take over the Apple Dumpling Gang, considering they were already in Utah to start with.