Jaaaaaake

[ack_attack]

In honor of Jake's new movie, I figured I would do a Super Spectaculaar Gyllenhaal Spaam.

Comments

[gabsy]

GUHHHHHH GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAD OMFG HE IS SO HOT I LOVE HIM SO AND LMAO HE IS SO CRAZY COME AND MAKE BABIES TO ME, MR. GYLLENHAAL.

[gabsy]

I REALLY WANTED TO GO SEE ZODIAC, THEN I BOUGHT DVDS, AND NOW I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T SPEND ANY MORE MONEY. LMAO WOOPS.

[ack_attack]

HE IS MAKING BABIES WITH ME FIRST. BUT I GUESS IT'S OKAY IF YOU HAVE BABIES WITH HIM TOO BECAUSE WE ARE MARRIED AND ALL. LOOOOL

[ack_attack]

HEART.

[coell]

IT"S ALL TOO SPECTACULAR!!

[superfrayed]

GUH

He is so YUMMY!

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I *really* want to see his new movie on the BIG SCREEN!

[gladiolishaker]

oh man I want to see Zodiac. A few weeks ago my mom and I were watching Jarhead and were like O HAY THERE NAKED GUY. what's with this though? I have a picture of Jonathan Rhys Myers doing the same exact pose.

also I would like to make a sandwich with Maggie and Jake. Or Maggie and James Spader a la Secretary.

[ack_attack]

LOL that is really hot, that's what that is LOL. s;ldfjsdfjs;d

[theetoanunnery]

Remember back in the day when you could never quite tell which was which between Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire? ... Yeah.

Also, is that JAKE and PAUL I-DON'T-LOOK-UPTO-MUCH-IN-A-MONKEY-TSHIRT-BUT-YOU-WILL-SUCCUMB BETTANY TOGETHER, ALL BFF-ING IT UP?!!!!!! WHY? NO SRSLY, WHY?! Are they in a film together or something? Because I may implode from all the glee.

[theetoanunnery]

(Wait, is that even Paul Bettany? LOL it is too late for my brain to do stuff.)

[gabsy]

I thought Paul Bettany had more hair?

[ack_attack]

LOL yes that is Paul Bettany, although I honestly have no idea why they are in the picture together.