Life on Mars ficathon 2008 Entry

[acidpenguin46]

Title: Alcohol and Witches' Hats Don't Mix.
Author: acidpenguin46
Characters: Sam/Gene, Phyllis, PC Terminal (OC)
Rating: Brown Cortina (NC-17)
Word Count: 2,471
Warnings: crack, drunkeness, masturbation, sexual fantasies involving kinky, bondaged, rough (though consensual) sex.
Summary/Prompt: Phyllis, handcuffs, a witches' hat. Sam learns that it might

Comments

[count_nickula]

Thank you so much, I bloody love it!

Drunken!Sam is such a joy. PC Terminal had me cackling away like a loon. Phyllis with an evil grin = YAY!
He didn’t even have his witches’ hat anymore, having had it confiscated after using it to insult Phyllis. = win.

Dirty!horny!Sam is even better, especially when he gets caught by Gene. I nearly fell of my chair at that. :D

I need my horny little Deputy Dog. *worships you*

[acidpenguin46]

Awesome, I have a worshipper! My plans of world domination are all falling into place. I'm really glad you liked it, and thanks for the awesome prompt (I'm guessing it was yours, right?) And dirty!horny!Sam is always a good thing!

[count_nickula]

Yep, my prompt -and so deliciously filled by you. :D

Reading some of the other comments below, you need to scratch that itch for
The openly wanton and horny one that demands Gene take him home!Sam
- you'd get plenty of love if you do. :D

[acidpenguin46]

I think I'm going to have to in the not-to-distant future. Just because drunk and slutty Sam is too tempting an idea to not write *wanders off to happy place*

[gritsinmisery]

La, I do love me some drunk and horny Sam. And Gene woulda too, if he coulda found the daft bugger.

[acidpenguin46]

Drunk and horny Sam is a thing of supreme awesomeness. If only Gene had gotten to him in time. Thanks for reading!

[severinne]

Yayy, this is exactly what my poor exhausted brain needed for bedtime reading! I loved this, and probably found it less cracky than I should since I know how sensible it is to play with traffic cones when wandering home piss drunk *facepalm*

Then again, Sam getting nicked by PC Terminal (yayy!) and settling in for a naughty wank in his cell? Guh. HOT. Hit on a few too many of my kinks for coherence, but yay, loved it. Loved it. *is done*

[acidpenguin46]

Oh, your poor brain. I hope it's better now. I have to admit I've never come across a witches hat while drunk, but I have stolen a car window cleaning squigee thingy to clean my flat windows with (ah, the joys of drunk logic).

And it sounds like we may have a few kinks in common then, because I think I just ended up throwing a lot of mine (prison cells, handcuffs, Simm neck porn...) in there.

Thanks for reading, I'm glad you like it!

[candesgirl]

I flippin' love drunk!Sam, with his need to wear the traffic cone as a hat and with his "don't you know who I am?" speech to (LOL!) PC Terminal, hehe.

And I know it is supposed to be cracky but that first part, Sam leaning in to tell Gene he thinks he's horny, damn can we further explore that side of Sam? The openly wanton and horny one that demands Gene take him home> And Gene, WTF, darts over Sam? Who can resist that??!

And the end, hot and a little creepy, just the way I like it from you. Sam in his cell ready to have a good wank until Gene is there and then Sam comes anyway, all embarrased like. Yup, still has your twist on it which I love!

Awesome job : )

[acidpenguin46]

Drunk Sam is flipping awesome. That is probaly one of the things I wish we could have seen on the actual show (although the randiness for Gene would probaly be, as your icon suggests, subtext).

The openly wanton and horny one that demands Gene take him home
Dude, don't give me ideas, I've already got about ten different fic ideas on the boil as it is (oh, what the hell, I'll probably end up writing it anyway *facepalm*)

Awesome, I have a signature twist. Although, most people probably wouldn't be proud of being known for writing drak, twisted fanfiction. Such is the depravity of my mind.

Thanks, I'm glad you like it :)

[candesgirl]

Look, an excuse to bust out the shiny new icons that jean_geanie made cuz I, yup, begged!

You know you want to write that fic!! I want you to! Sam wants you to, really, guy is horny and all that...

And hey, if I can be proud of writing PWP (though I rather prefer to call it PWE, porn with emotion!) in which the best comments I get sound something like "Guh...Need a change of panties...I'll be in my bunk..." (And I LOVE those comments!) then you can be proud of your dark, twisted stuff. I would be. I love it!

[acidpenguin46]

With both you and Sam begging for Sam's, um, satisfaction, how can a poor girl like me resist? *dramatic sigh*

And I don't really know why, but PWE is amusing to me, it kind of sounds, I don't know, like something from a motivational speeck or something *is strange*

And I don't know, being proud of something I did is just doesn't come naturally to me - I think it's an Australian culture thing: you don't really make a big deal about your good achievements, even if they're epicly awesome, just because you don't want to sound up yourself (and according to the lady running this "how to get a job" mini-course that I had to do over my midyear break, I'm a worse perpetrator of this than most.)

Wow, that was slightly more of a downer reply than I intended *facepalm* I'm glad that you love it though XD

[walkerbaby]

I loved drunk Sam but I've got to tell you - Phyllis is made of seriously hard win in this story. I can just see her letting them arrest Sam!!

[acidpenguin46]

Phyllis is always made of hard win. I just utilised her awesomeness. I'm glad you liked it :)