"Poker." Drabble. Rated G.
Title: Poker
Fandom: Firefly
Character(s)/Pairing: River and Jayne
Prompt: Deal, from firefly100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word Count: 100
-Author Notes: Does anyone actually understand Tall Card?
PokerRiver laid down her cards. "Full house."
"What?" Jayne scowled at her fiercely. "Moonbrain, there ain't no sort o' houses in this gorram game."
River pouted. "But I win."
"No, ya don't! I told you, this - "
"I win!"
Jayne narrowed his eyes. "For a genius, you're pretty stupid, ain't ya? I told you the rules, and there ain't nothin' 'bout no flushin' or houses, or - "
"She wins! No arguement." Grinning, River reached out and pulled the scraps of paper they'd been betting with towards her.
"Whatever, you moonbrain." He threw her the cards. "It's your deal."
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Fandom: Firefly
Character(s)/Pairing: River and Jayne
Prompt: Deal, from firefly100
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Word Count: 100
-Author Notes: Does anyone actually understand Tall Card?
PokerRiver laid down her cards. "Full house."
"What?" Jayne scowled at her fiercely. "Moonbrain, there ain't no sort o' houses in this gorram game."
River pouted. "But I win."
"No, ya don't! I told you, this - "
"I win!"
Jayne narrowed his eyes. "For a genius, you're pretty stupid, ain't ya? I told you the rules, and there ain't nothin' 'bout no flushin' or houses, or - "
"She wins! No arguement." Grinning, River reached out and pulled the scraps of paper they'd been betting with towards her.
"Whatever, you moonbrain." He threw her the cards. "It's your deal."
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