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[achpsident]

Man, doing real push-ups is way harder than doing sloppy half-assed ones. Why'd I have to go and check to make sure I was doing it correctly?

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[adagioweapon]

Do what I do and SAY you do pushups, and if anyone questions you, lure them somewhere off the beaten path and torture them to death. Only takes one or two to permeate the group consciousness that those who question you disappear, but it's also a great workout because most people don't want to be tortured to death.

[achpsident]

That... is an idea. I'm pretty sure, technically, at least.