Comments | acertifieduser: ○ 09: six feet deep [audio]

acertifieduser

○ 09: six feet deep [audio]

Aug 20, 2011 20:44

[Eddie sounds high.. because he is. He's doped up on morphine, death-tolling in the infirmary, but still diligently posting his serial.]

I don't care what you all think! Here's part... whatever it is. I started it before, but I had to finish it now because someone had to interrupt. Whoever you are? You're stupid.

( ooc warning of PG-13 raunchy content )

i want to be a writer, . flood, death's a bitch, . breach

Comments 59

needshumility August 21 2011, 00:48:26 UTC

You should not write those things about her! That's most inappropriate and she doesn't... [wait, no...] she shouldn't do things like that.

...Are you sure she didn't kill you?

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 01:02:26 UTC

It wasn't about her! Any actualties to similar persons or things is coincidence.

Yeah. She wouldn't do that. It was someone else. With a pool.

needshumility August 21 2011, 01:07:50 UTC

You used her name! And implied she did youknow and... [incoherent rage goes here.]

She wouldn't kill you at any rate, I'm sure.

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 02:08:47 UTC

It's a name. Jane is just a good name. It doesn't have to be her. It's just.. a red-haired, beautiful, gorgeous, hot woman named Jane.

I know.

Thread 10

iam_aghost August 21 2011, 00:49:42 UTC

You need some rest, not to be writing. Please.

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 01:03:20 UTC

I will not be silenced!

[...]

You killed me! To silence me!

iam_aghost August 21 2011, 01:05:08 UTC

I am not trying to silence you, I'm trying to make sure you get better.

You can write better when you're better, I assure you. I enjoy what you write, but you can't write if you're not healing.

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 02:09:53 UTC

Better than what?

Okay. Okay, I'll heal.

..Can I have more drugs?

Thread 10

Private thebestnose August 21 2011, 00:58:53 UTC

What do you think you're doing?

I wasn't even...I was somewhere else today.

Private acertifieduser August 21 2011, 01:00:37 UTC

..What? Oh. No, I know it wasn't you. I know you would never kill me, Jane. I said that already.... I think.... [A pause.] Yeah, I did! Someone said they were you to get me into the pool.

Private thebestnose August 21 2011, 01:09:40 UTC

You shouldn't have written that, either. My dear Eddie, you are so stupid. I have to do everything for you, don't I?

Private acertifieduser August 21 2011, 02:06:58 UTC

Yes, I should have. I was acting out. For you.

But.. yeah. If you want to do everything for me? That would be good too.

Thread 12

19centconstable August 21 2011, 01:06:40 UTC

...This one weren't half bad.

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 02:12:28 UTC

Thanks! I wrote it myself.

19centconstable August 21 2011, 02:14:32 UTC

Somebody might almost think about paying for that kind of thing.

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 16:16:56 UTC

Really?

Thread 6

feels_no_love August 21 2011, 01:19:03 UTC

Edward. The Doctor is correct. If the urge is so desperately upon you, I will come down and let you dictate to me for a while. I write a good hand, and can also defend the damned Infirmary. Which appears to be filling up.

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 02:13:09 UTC

Okay. Okay, yeah. A real writer has a.. dictator. No wait. I'm a dictator. You're a.. dic-taker? That doesn't sound right.

feels_no_love August 21 2011, 02:22:52 UTC

I am not actually in the habit of taking--nevermind.

I shall be your scribe. And make sure you don't get killed yet again, at least for a while.

acertifieduser August 21 2011, 16:17:45 UTC

Wow! That's really nice of you. Thank you.

Thread 8