Apple Computer Announcement

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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Comments

[celedoine]

I always wanted men to listen to my breasts! YAY.

[theantireality]

Wow. xD You win.

[jennthered]

Insert lewd remark about pillow speakers here.