He's not nearly as much of a playa as he looks like

[baseball_to_be]

[AND WHO IS THIS, VALIANTLY KICKING OPEN THE BATHROOM'S DOOR?! Why, it's none other than a prematurely-grey fancy dude with a pornstache.]

W-Where--?!

[He gets a map from his vest and looks at it. Several times. Upside down, right side up, in all ways you can think of. Looking very obviously confused.] I followed my escape route, and I'm fairly

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[hellodoctornick]

We've been having some trouble with the doors lately.

[baseball_to_be]

[AHH OH GOD HOLY CRAP IT'S A PERSON. Okay, Shelly, stay cool. STAY COOL.]

Ha... Have you, now?

[hellodoctornick]

Yup. Don't know what it's all about, but the short version is we're all pretty much stuck here.

[Please also note the lab coat and stethoscope and scrubs and general doctor appearance.]

[baseball_to_be]

... Ah. And where is "here"? A hospital, by any chance?

[magicturnabout]

[ Escape route? She's watching you~ ]

Don't worry, you're in an interdimensional portal!

done

[magicturnabout]

No biggie.

[baseball_to_be]

... An interdimensional portal.

[magicturnabout]

[ Hm. Maybe he thinks it's weird. ]

Well, that's the sanest explanation. [ Unless you're a drug addict. ] Kind of like we're all trapped in my old panties.

[scarvesnguitars]

[WILL JUST BE GLARING FROM OVER HERE, THANKS.]

[baseball_to_be]

[... WHAT.]

Yeeeesss...?

[scarvesnguitars]

[FIERCE GLARE.]

You...

[IS HE GROWLING NOW? He might be.]

[baseball_to_be]

[Oh what in the worrrrld...]

Have we met?

[shoethecat]

[Here have one (x1) cat. He's a cute little thing, chewing on your shoelace, Mr. pornstache.]

[baseball_to_be]

[ASDSHBRNR!! He kneels down with urgency on his face and tries to lean on a corner of the bathroom, presumably to stay hidden.]

... Hello there.

[shoethecat]

[Guess who's trying to bat at your glasses, Shelly? Aw, look at how cute he is.]

[baseball_to_be]

[AAAAAAAAAH HE'D MELT IF HE WEREN'T IN A SLIGHT PANIC RIGHT NOW.]

Would you... happen to know a way out of here, Mr. Cat?