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[ace_detective]

So here I am. Like the tragic clown trapped within the nightmare of his own bad joke, I'm stuck in jail for the rest of my life. Just because my genius could not be recognised by everyone because they were all too stupid to challenge me

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[mike_meekins]

A detective, sir? I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A DETECTIVE, SIR. I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOU, SIR. I tried to rise up to the rank, sir, but I kept getting demoted and fired instead, sir...

[ace_detective]

Hm. Maybe I can teach you the exquisite art of detection. Then you can show all the others, like I showed all the naysayers in my past.

[mike_meekins]

Y-you'd really do that, sir?? You're very kind, sir!

I'll do everything you say, sir! *salutes*

[ace_detective]

Anything you say...?

ZVARRI! It is becoming clear to me now, a prodigy detective in the making! He just needs some tutoring from an ace detective like myself. Perhaps you should come visit me and I can teach you how to be a real ace detective!

[mike_meekins]

You're so generous, sir!

It's my dream to have a great detective for a mentor, sir! I'll visit you and take notes on everything you say, sir!!

But... please don't teach me the part that got you arrested, sir...

[ace_detective]

Of course, of course. But remember when you dine at the Banquet of Chaos it is bad manners to skip dessert!