I know. My friends and Tamara all thought it was quite hilarious.
Then when they were walking me to the apartment door, my friend Linda let go of me to open the door and I basically fell sideways straight into the wall.
Tamara made me crawl up the steps to our second floor to the bathroom because she said she didn't feel sorry for me at all.
Posted weird comments to LJ, lost my virginity, rode with a drunk driver who was then pulled over for running a red light at 2am but talked her way out of it even with 3 other comatose girls in the back seat, made out with my best friend, flashed a group of my girlfriends and then we sat around topless and commented on each others breasts, the list goes on and on...
Wow, I should have paid more attention in college and drank less!!!
*L* Yeah... er, college was a bit of this and that. I think my first semester of college I went to my Calculus class like 4 times? I spent my days getting high and playing hacky sack.
I did once see a dead body swimming upstream against the current in the Mississippi river though. I SWEAR it was a dead body. Honest. Really! Do we have any more brownies?
I got high more in my lst semester of college than all the others put together, but I made better graded that semester. Go figure, huh? Altough I was an art major so maybe I was suppossed to be high the entire time and I just drank up until that point? Huh, never thought of that way before...
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In fact one time, I was stumbling down a street in Dallas with my arms slung over two friends, and apparently a homeless man laughed at me.
That's what they tell me. I was unable to stand up at that point. Oy... *rolls eyes*
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Then when they were walking me to the apartment door, my friend Linda let go of me to open the door and I basically fell sideways straight into the wall.
Tamara made me crawl up the steps to our second floor to the bathroom because she said she didn't feel sorry for me at all.
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Wow, I should have paid more attention in college and drank less!!!
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I did once see a dead body swimming upstream against the current in the Mississippi river though. I SWEAR it was a dead body. Honest. Really! Do we have any more brownies?
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I think I must be a very bad girl.
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