Nothing To See Here...
After an almost endless amount of haranguing, the fabulous and highly suggestible silkmoth101 wrote me Merlin mpreg even though it has caused her Merlin muse to go first into convulsions and then into hiding. Well, this cannot go unpunished unrewarded. So, I had to create a bit of comment fic using screen caps. You have all been warned.
"My father says I need an heir, Merlin."
"And what does that have to do with me?"
"Remember how you've been sick in the mornings for the past few weeks?"
"Congratulations, my boy."
"Arthur, please! You can't be serious!"
"I'm sorry, Merlin. But our writer is hanging around with accioslash. You had to know it was only a matter of time before one of us ended up pregnant."
"But at least we can look on the bright side."
"What's that?"
"She prefers you to be the one pregnant."
"My father says I need an heir, Merlin."
"And what does that have to do with me?"
"Remember how you've been sick in the mornings for the past few weeks?"
"Congratulations, my boy."
"Arthur, please! You can't be serious!"
"I'm sorry, Merlin. But our writer is hanging around with accioslash. You had to know it was only a matter of time before one of us ended up pregnant."
"But at least we can look on the bright side."
"What's that?"
"She prefers you to be the one pregnant."