Comments | accioslash: Thirty Days of Spam...Day 25

accioslash

Thirty Days of Spam...Day 25 - The Holidays Begin

Nov 25, 2009 01:23

( WriSoMiFu Day 25 - I need a vacation from my husband's vacation )

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rainien November 25 2009, 06:33:45 UTC

LMAO! I feel for you. I really do.

My all-time least favorite habit of my ex-husband's was when he'd stand In Another Room Where I Could Not See Him and ask, "Honey, what is this?"

"A big pink elephant. How should I know? I CAN'T SEE YOU!"

gaaak November 25 2009, 06:48:37 UTC

Ahahhahahaha!!! Husbands and kids alike!

Thankfully, I have neither of my own. :)

accioslash November 25 2009, 07:07:19 UTC

I think kids are easier to train. Though I suppose it depends on what you want them to do. *sigh*

accioslash November 25 2009, 07:06:23 UTC

Hahahaha! OMG, Al does that. But, um, my reply is a bit different from yours. *cough*

mordyn4 November 25 2009, 06:46:02 UTC

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

There's ritalin for that. :P :P :P

It's nice to have someone around that's fun and excited about life, but it would be nice if they didn't require supervision.

I had a boyfriend that "baked", meaning started a mess that I finished and cleaned up after. He'd still take pictures of his creation and email them to his mom. I think this is how I learned to bake a lot of things, because otherwise I probably cba.

So, really hot oil plus semi-naked bits? How did that story end?

ETA: Oooo, the "semi-" in the wrong place was amusingly insulting, but totally not intended.

accioslash November 25 2009, 07:11:14 UTC

but it would be nice if they didn't require supervision.

I know! Though at least my husband doesn't require me to entertain him. My father is like that. No matter what he'd do, he needed an audience. Now I just look in on Al periodically to make sure the house is still standing and he has most of his limbs still attached.

How did that story end?

Not as tragically as I would have liked since him coming away completely unscathed only encourages him to do even dumber things. Is it Monday yet? *sigh*

shiv5468 November 25 2009, 07:59:08 UTC

I once made chips (ENglish) in the nude. And I won't do that again is all I'm saying.

Or use a a steam iron.

accioslash November 26 2009, 03:58:14 UTC

Well, it might have helped that the popcorn had a lid. Still, I wouldn't have done it.

djin7 November 25 2009, 07:08:21 UTC

They say you've never truly loved someone until you've contemplated how much arsenic it would take to kill them.

;P

accioslash November 25 2009, 07:12:14 UTC

Hee! Well, then what we have here is some really true love. ;D

shiv5468 November 25 2009, 07:57:55 UTC

And he's nto even blond, is he? tuts

Good luck!

accioslash November 26 2009, 04:06:17 UTC

Alas, no. Though I doubt even that would help at this point.

gaycrow November 25 2009, 08:34:12 UTC

I find myself dreading the approach of both since it means people who are usually not around to bother me will be underfoot.

Ha ha, I can so relate to that.

I'm very lucky though, because my other half has a hobby that takes him away from home every Saturday, plus the last Sunday of the month. When he is home, he's usually watching TV. He also goes to bed pretty early.

I'm not sure how I'd cope if he was like Al!

accioslash November 26 2009, 04:08:14 UTC

Al actually does entertain himself. The trouble is the things he does to entertain himself usually either screw up my routine (and I am the opposite of flexible when it comes to routines) or makes a gigantic mess. Though at least he doesn't require my constant attention. My father is like that. He didn't actually want you to do anything, but he always wanted an audience.