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[acciobrains]

When I grow up, I want to name my dog Gatsby and then call him Old Sport all day long.

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[bake1234]

Until he gets shot by a crazy guy after running over a guy in his car. Sad.

[acciobrains]

Sad. Better than calling him Jim Casy or something dumb like that though. (He'd get shot in that case, too. Sad again.)

oh, and dogs can't drive cars.