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[abwbarbiegirl03]

Dear World,

I need a prom date. The only requirements I have are: must be 5'11 or taller, must not be clingy, must not smell bad.

If you know anyone that fits these requirements, please let me know. I just realized I only have three weeks.

Love,
Aleigh

Comments

[deathbyemotion]

easy solution, aleigh:
i fly in from va beach and go with you!...granted, im nearly a foot shorter than the minimum height requirement...but at least i smell better than any boy...

[abwbarbiegirl03]

yea-yuhhhhh
works perfectly

especially because I miss you like crazy