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[absurdity]

This past Thursday I was promoted. It was decided that I, rag-tag moribund and addicted to schtick, should be rewarded for my attention to detail and the pride I take in my work

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[suchaperfectday]

You have a real job now but you're still a hip motherfucker. Ain't nothin' to be ashamed about.

[absurdity]

Come on, we both know I'm nothing resembling hip. However, I'll accept your kind words this time.