Doesn't it just figure?

[absolutgrenat]

Are 99% of all the men that I know completely incompetent??

Seriously. (Almost) every one of them is getting a custom made dunce cap and/or retard helmet for their birthdays.

Next thing you know, I'll be tying all their shoes & changing their diapers. -_-'

Fucksake....

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[psychoticangels]

they seem to age in reverse!

[absolutgrenat]

That must be why we, more often than not, tend to date men around a decade older than us, right? ^_~

[anonymous]

blah.

first of all, men are not incompetent. we're smart. we know things.

secondly,
i'll have you know that i already have a dunce cap, thank you very much. i just don't wear it all that often. my feet are too big.

-wry

[absolutgrenat]

How about I grant you exemption status from the above statement? ^_~

[yuppiesftw]

Damn! I thought we were talking about IMPOTENCE (or maybe we are?)

You sound like the perfect woman. I haven't met a man yet who would object to having that type of changing and tying service. And while we're at it, can you spread some peanut-butter on this English Muffin? Yup, while it's still hot please!

[absolutgrenat]

Nope. We're talking about the inability to tell the difference between a full and king size comforter or the ability to even mention that it had been obtained until a replacement had been ordered.

Isn't venting fun? ^_~

I'm quite nearly the perfect woman; I possess two of the three most important attributes a hausfrau should have. Unfortunately I'm a sub-par housekeeper. Oh, well! That's what hired help is for, ja?