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[absolutely_nott]

Hello. Ron and I are together.

If that's a problem for you...'Crucio' just became an option.

I'm going to get some food in the kitchens now. Anyone who comes near the boys dorms in Slytherin for the next few hours will regret it.

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[mindyourtongue]

Whatever.

Congratulations, I suppose.

[absolutely_nott]

Thank you.

[mindyourtongue]

Right. Don't ever hurt him, please. And I hope he doesn't hurt you. What am I talking about? Right. Yes. I hope you two are happy.

[absolutely_nott]

Uhm...right. Yes. You're not even a BIT upset? We will be. Right...

[passione_scura]

...

[absolutely_nott]

Don't Blaise.

[sexylucky7]

NO! That's just...that's just...

...disturbing!

[absolutely_nott]

For you maybe.

But, then again...I could care less.

[sexylucky7]

The world is ending isn't it? I knew it! We're all going to die. Hell has just frozen over and we're all going to die!!!

[absolutely_nott]

Talk to your brother. And stop bothering me.

[sex_on_a_stem]

THEODORE NOTT...we need to talk...NOW!!!

[absolutely_nott]

Fine.

[sex_on_a_stem]

What in the bloody hell is going through that head of yours? Slytherins don't fall in love! Especially not with Gryffindors.

[absolutely_nott]

Meet the exception.

[irish_creamie]

I am....utterly shocked!

I guess the only thing that I can say is congratulations?